Irving G. Breyer Board Meeting
Room
555 Franklin Street, First Floor
San Francisco, CA 94102
Tuesday, April 11, 2017-
Chairman: “First off, I’d like to say welcome to
this San Francisco Board of Education meeting ladies and gentlemen, agenders, androgynes,
angenitals, astralgenders, autogenders, axigenders, bigenders, blurgenders,
burstgenders, ceterogenders, cis genders, collgenders, colorgenders, commogender,
condigenders, deliciagenders, demifluids, domgenders, egogenders, espigenders, female
to males, the femfluid, FTMs, genderblanks, gender fluids, gender
nonconformings, gender questionings, gender variants, genderflows, genderqueers,
the genderwitched, glassgenders, greygenders, gyragenders, healgenders, hellogenders,
hemigenders, hydrogenders, intersexes, juxeras, male to females, maveriques, MTFs,
nanogenders, neithers, the neutrois, non-binarys, omnigenders, oneirogenders, others,
pangenders, perigenders, quoigenders, surgenders, systemgenders, trans, trans
females, trans males, trans* males, trans men, trans* men, trans persons,
trans* persons, trans women, trans* women, transfeminines, transgenders,
transgender females, transgender males, transgender men, transgender persons,
transgender women, transmasculines, transsexuals, transsexual females,
transsexual males, transsexual men, transsexual persons, transsexual women, and
the two-spirited.
“I
do have to apologize to the many
genders I missed. I know some sites list
well over 100 genders currently, and we certainly want to be inclusive and
welcoming, but we need to balance that desire with the practical need for
brevity and efficiency. So, again, if I missed your gender, please know it is not out of disrespect or
non-inclusiveness…and welcome!
“We
have some important issues on our agenda here today, and I do thank all of you
in this room- and those watching on local cable television- for taking the time
to get involved. After all, we are One
San Francisco! Today we are scheduled to determine whether the polyamorous
trans-specied should have equal access to all public facilities, regardless of
age or gender.
“I
move we get this meeting started immediately. Uh, what’s that, Bob? Well, I
guess that’s all the time we have for today…”
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(Think
I made any of these up? Google them for yourself. No “fake news” here).
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