Irving G. Breyer Board Meeting Room
555 Franklin Street, First Floor
San Francisco, CA 94102
Tuesday, April 11, 2017-
Chairman: “First off, I’d like to say welcome to this San Francisco Board of Education meeting ladies and gentlemen, agenders, androgynes, angenitals, astralgenders, autogenders, axigenders, bigenders, blurgenders, burstgenders, ceterogenders, cis genders, collgenders, colorgenders, commogender, condigenders, deliciagenders, demifluids, domgenders, egogenders, espigenders, female to males, the femfluid, FTMs, genderblanks, gender fluids, gender nonconformings, gender questionings, gender variants, genderflows, genderqueers, the genderwitched, glassgenders, greygenders, gyragenders, healgenders, hellogenders, hemigenders, hydrogenders, intersexes, juxeras, male to females, maveriques, MTFs, nanogenders, neithers, the neutrois, non-binarys, omnigenders, oneirogenders, others, pangenders, perigenders, quoigenders, surgenders, systemgenders, trans, trans females, trans males, trans* males, trans men, trans* men, trans persons, trans* persons, trans women, trans* women, transfeminines, transgenders, transgender females, transgender males, transgender men, transgender persons, transgender women, transmasculines, transsexuals, transsexual females, transsexual males, transsexual men, transsexual persons, transsexual women, and the two-spirited.
“I do have to apologize to the many genders I missed. I know some sites list well over 100 genders currently, and we certainly want to be inclusive and welcoming, but we need to balance that desire with the practical need for brevity and efficiency. So, again, if I missed your gender, please know it is not out of disrespect or non-inclusiveness…and welcome!
“We have some important issues on our agenda here today, and I do thank all of you in this room- and those watching on local cable television- for taking the time to get involved. After all, we are One San Francisco! Today we are scheduled to determine whether the polyamorous trans-specied should have equal access to all public facilities, regardless of age or gender.
“I move we get this meeting started immediately. Uh, what’s that, Bob? Well, I guess that’s all the time we have for today…”
(Think I made any of these up? Google them for yourself. No “fake news” here).