The Declaration of Dependence
We hold these truths (or whatever) to be self-evident, that all living creatures are
created and shall remain equal,
that they are endowed by Gaia
(Trans*Female, Gender Questioning) with certain unalienable Rights, that among
these are Abortion, Welfare and free Contraceptives for life.-That to secure these rights, Big Governments are
instituted among all Creatures, deriving their just powers from the consent of
the coastal elites. –That whenever any Form of Big Government becomes
destructive of these ends (like, we’re so sure, lol), it is the Right of the
People to alter or abolish it, and to institute new and even more intrusive
Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its (vast)
powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to give them stuff while punishing “the rich”.
And for
the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on humanism and paganism to protect us from
religious extremists, we mutually pledge to each other our belief in Climate
Change and Social Engineering.
Nancy Pelosi
Harry Reid
Sherrod Brown Elizabeth Warren
Charles Schumer John D. Rockefeller IV
Mark Udall Tom Udall
Ron Wyden Robert Menendez
Tom Harkin Dianne Feinstein
Barbara Mikulski Richard Durbin
Amy Klobuchar Patrick Leahy
Barbara Boxer Al Franken
Barack Hussein Obama Al Gore
Michelle Obama Hilary Clinton
Mike Wallace Keith Olberman
Andrew Cuomo Lincoln Chaffee
Jerry Brown Terry McAuliffe
Maxine Waters Corrine Brown
Alcee Hastings Daniel Lipinski
Debbie Wasserman Schultz John Sarbanes
Elijah Cummings Joseph P. Kennedy III
John Dingell John Conyers, Jr.
Sheila Jackson Lee Betty McCollum
Keith Ellison Charles B. Rangel
Sherrod Brown Elizabeth Warren
Charles Schumer John D. Rockefeller IV
Mark Udall Tom Udall
Ron Wyden Robert Menendez
Tom Harkin Dianne Feinstein
Barbara Mikulski Richard Durbin
Amy Klobuchar Patrick Leahy
Barbara Boxer Al Franken
Barack Hussein Obama Al Gore
Michelle Obama Hilary Clinton
Mike Wallace Keith Olberman
Andrew Cuomo Lincoln Chaffee
Jerry Brown Terry McAuliffe
Maxine Waters Corrine Brown
Alcee Hastings Daniel Lipinski
Debbie Wasserman Schultz John Sarbanes
Elijah Cummings Joseph P. Kennedy III
John Dingell John Conyers, Jr.
Sheila Jackson Lee Betty McCollum
Keith Ellison Charles B. Rangel
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