Wednesday, October 15, 2014

The Declaration- If Conceived Today

                                                     The Declaration of Dependence

               We hold these truths (or whatever) to be self-evident, that all living creatures are created  and shall remain equal, that they are endowed by Gaia (Trans*Female, Gender Questioning) with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Abortion, Welfare and free Contraceptives for life.-That to secure these rights, Big Governments are instituted among all Creatures, deriving their just powers from the consent of the coastal elites. –That whenever any Form of Big Government becomes destructive of these ends (like, we’re so sure, lol), it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and to institute new and even more intrusive Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its (vast) powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to give them stuff while punishing “the rich”.

                And for the  support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on  humanism and paganism to protect us from religious extremists, we mutually pledge to each other our belief in Climate Change and Social Engineering.

                             Nancy Pelosi                                                      Harry Reid
                             Sherrod Brown                                                   Elizabeth Warren
                             Charles Schumer                                                John D. Rockefeller IV
                             Mark Udall                                                         Tom Udall
                             Ron Wyden                                                        Robert Menendez
                             Tom Harkin                                                        Dianne Feinstein
                             Barbara Mikulski                                               Richard Durbin
                             Amy Klobuchar                                                  Patrick Leahy 
                             Barbara Boxer                                                   Al Franken    
                             Barack Hussein Obama                                    Al Gore
                             Michelle Obama                                               Hilary Clinton
                             Mike Wallace                                                    Keith Olberman 
                             Andrew Cuomo                                                  Lincoln Chaffee
                             Jerry Brown                                                        Terry McAuliffe
                            Maxine Waters                                                   Corrine Brown
                            Alcee Hastings                                                    Daniel Lipinski
                            Debbie Wasserman Schultz                                John Sarbanes
                            Elijah Cummings                                                 Joseph P. Kennedy III
                            John Dingell                                                        John Conyers, Jr.
                            Sheila Jackson Lee                                              Betty McCollum

                            Keith Ellison                                                        Charles B. Rangel



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