An
absurdly woke Canadian lawmaker (aren’t they all) recently used the acronym MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+
during a press conference during which she condemned looming budget cuts to two
departments dealing with Indigenous affairs. She smoothly and without pause
recited those proudly represented by the 16-character acronym: Missing and
Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, the Two-Spirited, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual,
Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, and Asexual. The ever-growing
acronym is now sixteen characters in length and they still need a plus sign,
allegedly representing all other identities not included? What the hell?! This understandably
flabbergasted sane people around the world, as evidenced by social media posts.
(The video can be seen on Juno
News.)
What
other Identities are not yet included, other than straight, white, Christian,
and cisgendered, which the MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+
community will never allow to be included and will always marginalize? Perhaps mulatto,
vegan, Virgo pedophiles born during a full moon? (MVVPFM.) Well, zowie, there’s
another six characters right there! Come to think of it, the possibilities are
endless! We might well soon be able to make a bleeping acronym the
longest “word” in the English language, if a completely meaningless one!
Dear
readers, please get to work. I’m sure you can come up with some Identities of
your own to further augment MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+. (Please
keep them printable.) The world breathlessly awaits.
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