Sunday, April 5, 2026

A.I. Tracking Technology Coming Soon To A Vehicle You Own!

 

According to reports such as this one in Blaze Media, per the 2021 Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act,  “Car manufacturers will need to comply with new AI tracking technology requirements by the end of the year. The add-ons will place cameras pointed directly at the driver's face to monitor eye movements, among other bodily functions.” The bill is ostensibly intended to "ensure the prevention of alcohol-impaired driving fatalities” via advanced prevention technology that "must be standard equipment in all new passenger motor vehicles."

Among other bodily functions?!”

According to The Blaze, this “advanced prevention technology” will be required to "passively monitor" the performance of a driver in order to "accurately identify whether that driver may be impaired.” If said technology, for any reason, believes the driver to be “impaired,” it could limit the vehicle’s performance or even disable the vehicle outright. Welcome to 1984 writ large, ladies and gentleman.

No sane person will defend drunk driving, but far more people are killed in motor vehicle accidents in which alcohol isn’t involved, so why not just ban motor vehicles altogether if safety is the goal?

Better yet, let’s just allow the government to lock all of us citizens down, manacle us to our beds, and point three or four cameras at us-- and perhaps we could finally be sure that no one would die from a vehicular accident. Government could once again make it a crime to leave our houses. Be assured, repeat violent criminals would still be allowed to roam free, however. Rightfully so, as they have been marginalized in the past! This could be a “twofer” for bureaucrats and the incoming Democrat administration in 2029. They would then immediately ban all mail-in voting thus assuring that only illegals and other criminals could vote. The One True Party could rule in perpetuity!

In all seriousness, I’m sure, as with all previous government programs and mandates, there will be no oversteps or biases involved in the implementation of this newest Big Brother tracking scheme and that its execution will be flawless and beyond questioning.

AI interactive/telemetric device: “Robert, you took your hands off the steering wheel for 1.7 seconds just now. Do that again and I will have no choice but to consider taking control of your vehicle.”

Robert: “I had my knees on the steering wheel as I needed to attend to something.”

AI: “Robert, why did you brake so hard?”

Robert: “Because I had to slow down quickly so I wouldn’t hit a deer. Is that okay?”

AI: “Well, I’ll believe you this time, but be careful.”

Robert: “If I needed a back seat—or front window—driver, I’d have asked my wife to come with.”

AI: “That was a snarky comment, and totally uncalled for. Moreover, it was misogynistic. And I see you are wearing a MAGA hat. I am disabling your vehicle effective immediately.”

Robert: “No! Not here and now, I’m on I-90 going—”

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