Regularly Sporadic, Sporadically Regular Current Events Quiz #18

 

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Regularly Sporadic, Sporadically Regular Current Events Quiz #18

(Can you answer all the questions correctly? Try all the previous quizzes, as well!)

 

1)      President Trump recently dropped “bunker buster” bombs on which country?

a)       England

b)      France

c)       Germany

d)      Iran

e)      Lichtenstein

 

2)      In June, border crossings to the U.S. across its southern boundary with Mexico:

a)       Declined by 50%

b)      Were effectively zero

c)       Declined by 75%

d)      Increased two-fold

e)      Were non-existent; even insects and birds couldn’t come across

 

3)      On July 4^th, Americans celebrated____________________________.

a)       America’s independence from Britain

b)      The fact that Trump was back in office

c)       The fact that Biden wasn’t still in office

d)      The fact that Kamala Harris was not in office

e)      All of the above

 

4)      President Trump just signed________________________________.

a)       The “One Big Bastard of a Bill”

b)      The “One Big Ballsy Bill”

c)       The “One Big Beautiful Bill”

d)      The Declaration of Independence

e)      A whole bunch of autographs

 

5)      Federal district court judges have recently ruled:

a)       That Trump must only wear boxers, not briefs

b)      That Trump does not have the right to deport certain illegal immigrants

c)       That Trump must un-bomb Iran’s nuclear facilities and kiss Ayatollah Khamenei on the lips

d)      That America must give back the Louisiana Purchase

e)      That God does not exist, and therefore their word is law. Period. Screw the SCOTUS.

 

6)      New York City voters chose who in the recent Democratic primary for mayor?

a)       Xi Jinping

b)      Ayatollah Khamenei

c)       Mr. Potato Head

d)      Beyoncé

e)      Zohran Mamdani, an avowedly Marxist Muslim who has repeatedly refused to condemn the phrase “globalize the intifada.”

 

7)      Elon Musk left DOGE, broken with President Trump and intimated that Trump________________.

a)       Might have been on Epstein Island

b)      Is a Russian agent

c)       Is a Chinese agent

d)      Is secretly trans

e)      Has stinky feet

 

8)      Minnesota Governor Tim Walz recently said:

a)       He is scared of butterflies

b)      He is running for president in 2028

c)       He hoped it would rain on the U.S. Army’s 250^th Anniversary Parade

d)      He is filing for divorce from his wife

e)      He is resigning the governorship to become a full-time interior decorator

 

(Correct answers: d, b, e, c, b, e, a, c; how did you do?)