Presidential Press Conference-- A Blogger Exclusive!

 

Presidential Press Conference

James S. Brady White House Press Briefing Room

3:00 PM EDT

August 4, 2025

 

 President Trump: “As you now know, ex-president Barack Obama has now been inarguably implicated in the treasonous attempt to bring down my presidency by way of the RUSSIA-RUSSIA-RUSSIA HOAX. This is the biggest scandal, crime against Americans really, in our nation’s history. The American people have a right to know the truth behind this evil attempt at overturning their will.” (Points at a reporter.)

Reporter: “Mr. president, can you tell the American people why you are suddenly so scared of releasing the Epstein files?”

Trump: “Epstein? Again? Seriously? Next question.” (Points.)

Reporter: “Mr. president, I know everything looks okay now, but isn’t it really just a matter of time before your tariffs sink the economy?”

Trump: “You’re fake news. A hack. Next question.” (Points.)

Reporter: “Mr. president, can you explain what Melania was wearing the other night. I mean—”

Trump: “You’re a real peach, aren’t you? Fake news. Hack. Bitch. Next question.” (Points.)

Reporter: “Mr. president, do you think Gavin Newsome or Hunter Biden could defeat J.D. Vance in 2028?”

Trump: “For the love of—next.” (Points.)

Reporter: “Mr. president, do you believe the Colorado Rockies can set the mark for worst record in major league baseball history this season?”

Trump: “None of you want to talk about the greatest scandal in the history of our nation? None of you?”

Reporter: “I will Mr. president.”

Trump: “Thank the Lord.”

Reporter: “Remember when you dumped the whole box of fish food into the Koi pond when you were in Japan?”

Trump: “What the f**k?!”

                                                                  [FADE]