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Quiz #20
(Can you answer all the questions
correctly? Try all the previous quizzes, as well!)
1) It
recently came to light that massive fraud has been committed in Minnesota by
what community/group of people?
a) Lutherans
b) Somalis
c) Capricorns
d) Lesbians
e) Canadians
2) The
Trump administration recently said that Europe now faces what?
a) A
long, cold winter
b) Unprecedented
warming
c) War
with Russia
d) War
with America
e) Civilizational
erasure (due to unfettered immigration and low birth rates)
3) A
school district in Vermont recently flew what kind of flag on its flagpole?
a) A
Jolly Roger
b) The
Nazi flag
c) An
LGBTQ flag
d) A
Somali flag
e) A
white flag
4) Rep.
Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) recently uttered what controversial statement?
a) “Water
is not wet”
b) “Like
a good neighbor, State Farm is there”
c) “Law
enforcement isn’t to prevent crime”
d) “I
think the New York Jets will win the Super Bowl next year”
e) “I
think J.D. Vance is kinda cute”
5) Which
company recently received blowback because it asked its employees to smile at
customers?
a) Target
b) Chik-fil-A
c) Spirit
Airlines
d) Amazon
e) Costco
6) Who
was recently elected to be mayor of New York City?
a) Beyoncé
b) Zohran
Mamdani, an inexperienced Democratic-Socialist Muslim
c) Bozo
the Clown
d) A trans,
mulatto, Communist who openly stated they hated crowds, tall buildings, and
apples
e) Batman
7) Kansas
City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce recently got engaged to__________________?
a) Zohran
Mamdani
b) Beyoncé
c) Batman
d) A trans,
mulatto, Communist who openly stated they hated crowds, tall buildings, and
apples
e) Taylor
Swift
8) The
Trump administration has recently threatened to expand military action against
which country?
a) Russia
(in defense of Ukraine)
b) Ukraine
(in defense of Russia)
c) Venezuela
(for trafficking drugs into the U.S. which kill untold thousands every year)
d) Canada
(for being so Canadian)
e) The
Republic of Madagascar (just for the hell of it)
9) Near-record
snowfall totals and near-record-low temperatures have blanketed much of the
U.S. recently due to_______________________________?
a) Man-caused
global warming
b) Man-caused
global cooling
c) Man-caused
global climate change
d) The
always shifting patterns of weather
e) Well,
we really and truly have no bleeping idea
f)
Both d and e could be true
10 Six
Democrats recently called for military and intelligence personnel to disregard
President Trump’s orders because________________________?
a) They
know they can without fear of consequence
b) They
meant to sow confusion, distrust, division, and doubt
c) They
have been overcome by Trump Derangement Syndrome
d) The
Seditious Six have treasonous tendencies
e) They
are all asshats and a**holes
f)
All of the above
(Correct answers: b, e, d, c, a, b, e, c, f, f)