Regularly Sporadic, Sporadically Regular Current Events quiz #20 (A Blogger Exclusive!)

 

A Blogger Exclusive!

Regularly Sporadic, Sporadically Regular Current Events Quiz #20

(Can you answer all the questions correctly? Try all the previous quizzes, as well!)

 

1)    It recently came to light that massive fraud has been committed in Minnesota by what community/group of people?

a)       Lutherans

b)      Somalis

c)       Capricorns

d)      Lesbians

e)      Canadians

 

2)      The Trump administration recently said that Europe now faces what?

a)       A long, cold winter

b)      Unprecedented warming

c)       War with Russia

d)      War with America

e)      Civilizational erasure (due to unfettered immigration and low birth rates)

 

3)      A school district in Vermont recently flew what kind of flag on its flagpole?

a)       A Jolly Roger

b)      The Nazi flag

c)       An LGBTQ flag

d)      A Somali flag

e)      A white flag

 

4)      Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) recently uttered what controversial statement?

a)       “Water is not wet”

b)      “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there”

c)       “Law enforcement isn’t to prevent crime”

d)      “I think the New York Jets will win the Super Bowl next year”

e)      “I think J.D. Vance is kinda cute”

 

5)      Which company recently received blowback because it asked its employees to smile at customers?

a)       Target

b)      Chik-fil-A

c)       Spirit Airlines

d)      Amazon

e)      Costco

 

6)      Who was recently elected to be mayor of New York City?

a)       Beyoncé

b)      Zohran Mamdani, an inexperienced Democratic-Socialist Muslim

c)       Bozo the Clown

d)      A trans, mulatto, Communist who openly stated they hated crowds, tall buildings, and apples

e)      Batman

 

7)      Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce recently got engaged to__________________?

a)       Zohran Mamdani

b)      Beyoncé

c)       Batman

d)      A trans, mulatto, Communist who openly stated they hated crowds, tall buildings, and apples

e)      Taylor Swift

 

8)      The Trump administration has recently threatened to expand military action against which country?

a)       Russia (in defense of Ukraine)

b)      Ukraine (in defense of Russia)

c)       Venezuela (for trafficking drugs into the U.S. which kill untold thousands every year)

d)      Canada (for being so Canadian)

e)      The Republic of Madagascar (just for the hell of it)

 

9)   Near-record snowfall totals and near-record-low temperatures have blanketed much of the U.S. recently due to_______________________________?

a)       Man-caused global warming

b)      Man-caused global cooling

c)       Man-caused global climate change

d)      The always shifting patterns of weather

e)      Well, we really and truly have no bleeping idea

f)        Both d and e could be true

 

10  Six Democrats recently called for military and intelligence personnel to disregard President Trump’s orders because________________________?

a)       They know they can without fear of consequence

b)      They meant to sow confusion, distrust, division, and doubt

c)       They have been overcome by Trump Derangement Syndrome

d)      The Seditious Six have treasonous tendencies

e)      They are all asshats and a**holes

f)        All of the above

(Correct answers: b, e, d, c, a, b, e, c, f, f)