You Just May Be A Democrat…Part III
If you think imprisoning your political opponents is the
best way to “save a democracy,” you just may be a Democrat.
If you think that the sun isn't a big factor in heating the
earth, but your neighbor’s lawn mower is, you just may be a Democrat.
If you think only white people can be racist because of
the color of their skin, you just may be a Democrat.
If you think invasive species are an existential threat, but
unfettered illegal immigration is not, you just may be a Democrat.
If you think words can be violence, but some forms of
violence should be protected as free speech, you just may be a Democrat.
If you think the Bill of Rights was wrong, you just
may be a Democrat.
If you think that concerned parents are domestic terrorists,
but that Hamas is a force for good, you just may be a Democrat.
If you think that smoking cigarettes and consuming alcohol
is bad, but that smoking pot and drinking beverages laced with THC is good, you
just may be a Democrat.
If you think white supremacists are everywhere, but have
never seen a racist person of color, you just may be a democrat.
If you have three forms of ID, but think that it would be
too difficult for most black folks to obtain even one, you just might be a
Democrat.
If you think there are more genders than stars in the sky,
you just may be a Democrat.
If you think Seth Myers is funny, but the Babylon Bee is
not, you just may be a Democrat.
If you think pipelines should be banned, but crack pipes
should be passed out free to addicts, you just may be a Democrat.
If you think Donald Trump lies all the time, but President Biden
just stretches the truth a bit at times, you just may be a Democrat.
If you believe that a woman must be free to decide whether
or not to keep her baby, but should be forced to accept an experimental vaccine
into her body, you just may be a Democrat.
If you think Trump should be thrown in prison for an expired
paperwork misdemeanor, but that rapists and murderers should quickly be given
another chance, you just may be a Democrat.
If you believe in gun control, but not self-control, you
just may be a Democrat.
If you believe in “your truth,” but cannot accept anyone
questioning it, you just may be a Democrat.
If you would like to see “The Sound of Music” remade with an
all-LGBTQ cast, but would be aghast if a straight person played, say, Billie
Jean king in a movie, you just may be a Democrat.
If you believe “the science is settled,” but that the
existence of two sexes is not, you just may be a Democrat.
If you treat people as a member of a group, not as an
individual—and are proud of that-- you just may be a Democrat.
If you think wearing a cloth face mask makes you a better
person than those who don’t, you just may be a Democrat.
If you believe the truth is fungible, but whatever Rachel
Maddow says is not, you just may be a Democrat.
If you are skeptical of God, but not of the mainstream
media, you just may be a Democrat.
If you believe bigger people are bad, but bigger government
is good, you just may be a Democrat.
If you believe that making lots of money is bad, but
that taking lots of money from those who make it is good, you just may
be a Democrat.
If you Don’t think retail salespeople should wish others
“Merry Christmas,” but fervently believe Kwanzaa should be recognized, you just
may be a Democrat.
If you didn’t like Ronald Reagan, but kind of had a thing
for Mikhail Gorbachev, you just may be a Democrat.
If you are pro-abortion, but think the death penalty is
barbaric, you just may be a Democrat.
If you think intolerance is the biggest sin, and yet are
utterly intolerant of those that disagree, you just may be a Democrat.
If you would rather watch a Pride parade than an
Independence Day parade, you just may be a Democrat.
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