He’s back in the news! His Remarkable Rotundity, Kim
Jong-un, and His crackerjack team of North Korean scientists, have let the
world know that they have invented a miracle drug! This astounding potion,
called “Kumdang-2” (insert your own
joke here), can cure AIDS, Ebola,
Sars and Mers! I’m sure it can help one re-grow hair, prevent memory loss and
take coffee-stains out of delicate fabrics, as well!
The
drug has several ingredients, only one of which the Hermit Kingdom’s finest
will divulge at this time…ginseng.
Oddly enough, the impoverished
“republic” is one of the world’s largest producers of ginseng. And nothing else, except bullshit and
bellicosity.
Now, perhaps, they can set their
minds toward inventing something that can cure delusions or even stop hunger.
Like food.
This recent announcement is
probably best taken with a grain of salt, as its source is the same government
that has previously declared that Kim Jong-un: learned to drive at the age of
three, won a yacht race as a nine-year-old, and has climbed the country’s
highest mountain.
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