Gavin Newsom And Wine-gate

 

California Gov. Gavin Newsom and wife Jennifer Siebel Newsom are selling their $7.5 million Sacramento-area residence — yet the governor and former winemaker claims he was barely aware of one of his home’s key amenities.

At a recent press conference, The Slick And Slimy One was asked if he filled the home’s massive 5,000-bottle wine cellar. The frequent French Foundry diner replied, “Are you serious? Really?” He added, “No, I never filled it. I didn’t even know I had that much. I literally didn’t even know.” Newsom claimed he only found out about the size of his home’s wine cellar from the news, stating, “By the way, I put books in there. There’s no wine there, it’s books.” He didn’t know the size of his wine cellar? Yet he claims he put books down there? And that there is “no wine there?” Now tell us the one about the three little pigs.

Gavin Newsom didn't know his home had a 5,000-bottle wine cellar? And he was a winemaker? Did Kamala Harris have it built without his knowledge? That preposterous statement is akin to Hamas stating “We were totally unaware that there were so many of our weapons, bombs, and missiles in and under our schools and mosques! We're stunned, gob-smacked we tell you! Who knew? It’s the damndest thing!”

Is there also perhaps a bowling alley, restaurant, or shooting range in Newsom’s abode of which he is similarly unaware?

And this clown may run for president?

I wonder if he’d be “stunned” upon finding out about Camp David, Fort Knox, or the Lincoln Bedroom.