Tuesday, November 26, 2024

Leftists Vow Not To Spend Any Money In Protest Of Trump's Election

                        This just in: leftists are so outraged that the bulk of the people voted to elect Donald Trump the 47th president of the United States that they are vowing to tank the economy to spite him. How will they do this, you may ask? Simple, by not spending any money!

                       What, no more pot?! No more subscription renewals to Salon and The Huffington Post? No more tats? What if they have to replace their Prius Hybrid? Or Palestinian flag? Or “In this house” yard sign? What if their son decides he’s a girl? I mean, they have to go through with the “gender-affirming care” in places like California or they will take their lad/lassie away! And that’s costly! And what if they need an abortion…or three?

                       Fiscal responsibility has traditionally not been a feature of progressives and leftists, just as tradition hasn’t.

                       Anyway, I bid them “good luck!”

                       Sucks to be you now, doesn’t it progs and wokesters?

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