Six For Kicks

 

Six For Kicks

*This is the ‘Plot Heard ‘Round The World:’ Democrat governors and members of Congress are openly conspiring  to form a shadow government to obstruct the incoming Trump administration every step of the way. The cabal will try to block legislation and badger, smear, and cancel everyone in his cabinet…if they manage to get by the confirmation process. This is essentially an attempted coup, an insurrection by insiders. When you try anything and everything to negate the will of the people, you aren’t trying to ‘save democracy,’ you are trying to destroy it. Elites around the world are trying to bully the middle classes and take away their freedom. Whether it be in Canada, Australia, the U.K., France, Germany—or at the hands of the United Nations—soft tyranny is on the rise. Americans finally had their fill of being patronized, talked down to, mocked, savaged, and told what to think and how to act. Will others rally to defend themselves and their loved ones? I wouldn’t bet on it, but I hope I’m wrong. Time will tell.

*Leftist women in the U.S. have vowed to throw used tampons at vehicles of Trump supporters. (Some men may be hurling dirty feminine hygiene products at Trump supporters’ vehicles, as well, because, remember, men have periods, too!) Classy! Tolerant! Inclusive! I told you modern ‘liberalism’ is a mental disorder!

*Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel recently fought back tears-- or summoned them-- over Donald Trump's presidential election victory during his opening monologue as he described his shock over the "terrible" election night. What an entitled lout. A typical ‘progressive,’ though. If things don’t go liberals’ way, they throw a tantrum. It wasn’t a “terrible” night for everyone, dumbass. Certainly not for the roughly 76 million citizens who voted for Donald Trump, over 4 million more than voted for Kamala Harris! Like a kid who didn’t get the promised toy in his breakfast cereal, he pouted and acted out publicly. Pathetic. Try to take solace in your warm milk and cookies, Jimmy. Consume them in your safe space. Maybe do some coloring. Who held your hand as you embarked on your television career, loser?

*Reports indicate that the FBI raided the Manhattan home of Polymarket CEO Shayne Coplan early on the morning of November 13th after the election betting platform correctly predicted Donald Trump's victory in the 2024 presidential race the week before. A spokesperson for Polymarket called it "obvious political retribution by the outgoing administration” against Polymarket for providing a market that “correctly called the 2024 presidential election." The raid was originally reported by the New York Post and involved FBI agents seizing Coplan’s phone and other electronic devices while the 26-year-old CEO was at his SoHo apartment. It doesn’t matter who—or where—you are, this administration will come for you if you dare to challenge them in any way. Lame duck or not, its vitriol and pettiness appears limitless.

*Pentagon officials recently discussed ways to countermand orders from President-Elect Donald Trump, according to CNN, who cited defense sources. Because, in a functional democracy, the military needs to countermand the orders of a duly elected president, right?! Can you say “treason?”

*There was a ‘misprint’ on packages of ‘Wicked’ movie-themed dolls sold at several retailers-- and online sites such as Amazon’s, Mattel’s, and Target’s. The URL printed on the back of the boxes does not, in fact, link to Universal Pictures' official WickedMovie.com page, as it was allegedly supposed to, but to a XXX adult porn site (Wicked Films). Some kids were shocked to discover this ‘error.’ Parents, too. In a release to the Associated Press, Mattel stated, “We deeply regret this unfortunate error and are taking immediate action to remedy this.” The company most definitely did not add, “We regret it sooo deeply. Deeper and deeper and deeper still! Oh, yes! YES! YES, oh **** YESSS! Ahhh.”