A public service announcement: Don't
forget to set your Doomsday Clock back an hour now that Donald Trump
has been elected the 47th president of the United States. It should now read
10:58:30 instead of 11:58:30, as the threat of nuclear Armageddon recedes into
the distance, and there is a chance that the Forever Wars may soon end.
Additionally, the invasion of the United States via the endless onslaught of
undocumented migrants pouring across its southern border is expected to be
slowed or stymied, along with the frequency of sex trafficking and the flow of
fentanyl. Moreover, the threat of major acts of terrorism has been
significantly reduced and global stability enhanced.
As recently as last Tuesday, “experts”
had declared that the Doomsday Clock was showing 11:58:30, a mere 90 seconds
from global human catastrophe.
Thanks President-Elect Trump. And
thank you Americans.
(No longer true.)
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