Hello, fellow garbage people! Happy Halloween!
I
assume many of you will be dressing up as refuse for Halloween tonight. Hefty
bag? Trash bin? Dumpster? All great costumes! However, those of you who wish to
do something a bit more out of character could put on a Chicago White Sox
jersey and go as a minor league ballplayer! But I kid! Speaking of kids, if you
happen to be dressed up as a nanny, don't go knocking at Doug Emhoff's
door! No, seriously! Ha, ha, ha!
As
I have referenced in the past, this can be a confusing
time of year, because when somebody comes knocking at your door, you don’t know
if it’s a youngster dressed up looking for a treat or a politician looking to
trick you into handing over your hard-earned cash—or possibly your soul.
But
back to Halloween costumes. I think Democrats should go as a projector or a gaslight.
Or perhaps as Beelzebub. People need to understand any ‘treats’ they
offer are actually ‘tricks’ to gain ever more power over us.
The
scariest thing of all? They do this all year long.
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