The Democrat to English Dictionary—Updated For 2024
In this era of hoaxes, euphemisms, obfuscation, and lies, I
once again offer the following as a public service. Here are more (mostly new!)
selections from…
The Democrat-English Dictionary
*Ableism: the
unfounded and bigoted belief that people who are capable of doing a certain job
should be hired over those who are not.
*Baby:
non-viable tissue mass.
*California:
a Golden State and Land of Milk and Honey with almost perfectly progressive
government…that thousands of obviously confused people flee every year.
*Christian: a
radical religionist characterized by intolerance and a fanciful belief in a
“Sky Daddy.”
*Democracy:
any political system, no matter how authoritarian, that allows Democrats to
attain and retain power.
*Democrat: a
member of the One True Political Party who has only others’ best interest in
mind. Salt of the earth. Honest to a fault.
*Evil: good.
*Far-right
extremist: 1) anyone to the right of Mao Zedong. 2) traditional Christian. 3)
anyone who loves America.
*Group: a
collective body of people sharing certain characteristics. Much more important
than individuals, and therefore to be granted more rights.
*Hamas: a
misunderstood group that is well-intentioned, but sadly abused by Jews.
*Intersectionality:
the interconnected social categorizations that create overlapping systems of
discrimination. Also, the only thing that gives an individual any worth.
*Jew: Nazi.
*Knowledge:
state-approved information, often given an imprimatur by “science.”
*Law: a
system of rules which regulate the actions of anyone opposed to Democrats. Does
not apply to Democrats.
*Merit: a
pernicious word reflecting the belief that some thoughts and actions are
somehow better than others, and that therefore some accomplishments—and even
people—are more worthy of respect than others.
*Non-viable
tissue mass: any human or other being that does not agree with Democrats and/or
threatens their power.
*Ours: as in,
“what’s yours is ours.”
*Penis: something
that people with penises have. Has no relation to sex or gender.
*Queer: normal,
respected, beloved.
*Republican:
evil doer.
*Sanctuary
city: a place where callus Republicans send undocumented immigrants for no
valid reason.
*Taxes: like
spending, something we always need more of.
*United
States: a place beset with rampant racism, bigotry, misogyny, and classism…
that millions of people risk their lives to try to enter each year.
*Vagina: something
that people with vaginas have. Has no relation to sex or gender.
*Woman: a man
who says he is a woman. (Remember, one must always believe all women, at least
the ones with penises.)
*Xenophobe:
1) anyone who puts the welfare of American citizens above that of undocumented
aliens. 2) certain Republicans.
*Youngster:
likely future Democratic voter. Should be allowed to vote now.
*Zoning: the
process of creating voting districts/precincts guaranteed to elect Democrats in
perpetuity.
And one from
the original Democrat to English Dictionary:
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