Wacko leftists are calling for Donald Trump to be digitally removed from the movie Home Alone 2: Lost In New York, in which he has a brief cameo when Kevin McAllister, played by Macauley Culkin, asks him for directions to the lobby in the Plaza Hotel in New York City. Patently false claims that Trump incited an insurrection at the U.S. Capitol have ignited calls for his removal from the movie. Canada’s CBC-TV has already cut Trump’s cameo from its annual broadcast of the movie. CBC preposterously claims the scene “was edited to allow for commercial time within the format.”
It is obvious that progressives have been further emboldened since Facebook and Twitter banned the president from its platforms. Andrew Hunter Murray, a novelist and Twitter blue check, recently tweeted that Trump “should be tried, imprisoned and digitally removed from Home Alone 2.” Matt Navarra, another Twitter blue check, breathily sniffed: “I won’t rest until he is removed from that scene.” Magazine writer Joseph Longo also chimed in, stating: “Digitally remove him from Home Alone 2 next,” in a tweet that has well over half a million likes.
Power hungry leftists, besotted as always with telling other people how to live (and die), are now engaged in an orgy of Orwellian maneuvers to stifle speech and thought. And they are dead set on erasing Trump from history and sending every vestige of him-- and his supporters-- down a 1984-approved-and-certified memory hole to be incinerated and lost forever.
They won’t stop there. The word “trump,” meaning: 1) a decisive overriding factor or final resource or 2) a dependable and exemplary person, will soon be expunged from the lexicon. Saying that one has a “trump card” will be similarly verboten. Use of the phrase “trumped up,” as in “trumped up charges,” may result in a fine of not more than $250,000 or a prison term of no more than 25 years.
The term “no-trump,” used in bridge, will be allowed if used in strict accordance with the game’s play, because it lexicologically prohibits, cancels out and renders impotent the word trump.
Trump’s picture will omitted from all media chronicles of the presidency from 2016 to 2020, as will any description of himself, his cabinet or his achievements. As the “Washington Redskins” have been rechristened the “Washington Football Team,” the Trump administration will be forever rebranded as the “White House Occupiers and Insurrectionists.” Talk about trumped up charges!
Excuse me, there’s a knock at my door, I don’t know who--- Ahhhggghhh!!!!--------