Megan Huntsman, a Utah woman who has admitted to murdering six
of her newborn babies, was sentenced to six terms of up to life in prison, the
maximum possible sentence. Huntsman told police she had strangled or suffocated
the infants and had lost count of how
many, according to court documents. Well, any of us could lose track of
minutia like that.
She
told police she believed there were 8 or 9 infant bodies in her garage. But Pleasant
Grove (you can’t make this crap up) Police Captain Mike Roberts told the
Associated Press that they believe there were “only the seven (you can’t make this crap up) found in the garage.”
“She
couldn’t remember the exact figure so
she threw a ballpark figure out
there,” he said. “That was her guess.”
I mean, let’s not be judgmental here. Who among us can remember exactly how many of our own kids we’ve
strangled or suffocated??!
Police
found Xanax, marijuana and bongs inside the trailer home where she was living
with her boyfriend in a Salt Lake City suburb. There’s a shock.
Roberts
said that during her interview she appeared “perfectly normal.” Investigators
say they know Huntsman’s motive but
declined to discuss it publicly. What the hell? Let me guess, she did it
for world peace or to advance the cause of science? To help alleviate global
warming? Perhaps as a protest of the one-percent or the sequestration? Performance art?
Or just
maybe it was because she’s a scumbag serial-killer who didn’t want the hassle
of dealing with babies.
Oh
well. What’s the big deal?
She’s
really just a freelance after-birth abortionist. She shouldn’t have been given
these life sentences. She should be celebrated as a pioneer. She should be up
for the Katha Pollit/Melissa Harris-Perry Lifetime Achievement Award!
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