Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Welcome To The George Floyd Gift Shop!

 

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey took to ‘X’ on Memorial Day to tweet: “Today, we remember George Floyd. The weight of what happened is still with our city six years later – and the responsibility to keep moving forward together is too. I know we can keep building a Minneapolis that is safer, more accountable, and more worthy of the people who call it home.”

Wow. Wouldn’t want to remember anyone else on Memorial Day but the career criminal, would we? “Keep moving forward together?” Yeah, Minneapolis has really gone in the right direction lately (rolls eyes.) Neither Frey nor Walz has been “building a Minneapolis that is safer, more accountable, and more worthy of the people who call it home.” In fact, under these clowns, Minneapolis has become demonstrably less safe, and less worthy of any respectable citizens that still call the city home. “Accountability?” There is none. Not for Frey. Not for Walz. Not for the countless Somali scammers and fraudsters that have brazenly stolen the hard-earned money of that city’s taxpayers by the billions of dollars and laughed about it.

Something called the Minnesota Agape Movement (MAM?) has proposed utilizing the spot where the gas station that BLM rioters torched once stood to put up a gift shop in honor of George Floyd.

How fitting! Think of the possibilities! The store probably wouldn’t take cash—and would likely have bars across its windows and storefront—but I’m sure it would be, like Floyd, mostly peaceful. Perhaps MAM could operate it. Yes, MAM, please do! I can see it now: there could be George Floyd apparel and accessories. Hoodies, counterfeit money clips, Floyd bobblehead dolls. Scarves and facemasks with “I can’t breathe” emblazoned on them. Shirts depicting Floyd holding a gun to a pregnant woman’s abdomen during a hold-up could sport the phrase, “Abortion Is Women’s Healthcare.” A secret room in the back of the gift shop could sell fentanyl, meth, and other drugs 24/7/365.

What else would one expect of the new “Chicago Gift Shop” on 38th Street East?

Buy one crack pipe, get one free every Monday between 8:00 PM and 9:25 PM! Just tell them George sent you.

 

 

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