Democratic
Socialist (i.e. Marxist) Muslim Zohran Mamdani is now the mayor of New York
City. Many find it shocking that such a person is now in control of the
country’s—and world’s—financial capital. But an upstate city just upstaged The
Big Apple by electing a full-blown Communist. 20-year-old Hannah Shvets, a
student organizer and member of Communist Party USA, was elected to the Ithaca Common
Council on November 13th in the Democratic stronghold’s Fifth Ward. With the collapse
of the old Democrat Party, and the blessing of the crazed, young,
history-challenged radicals that now control it, Socialists, Marxists, and
Communists are suddenly getting elected all across the fruited plain.
Many
other, um, let’s say “diverse” characters are in the on-deck circle.
For
example, far-left Democratic New York City Councilman Chi Ossé is reportedly
planning to primary House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries in 2026. Ossé is an openly queer Buddhist as well as a Marxist.
A Michigan furry who has made comments disparaging
Charlie Kirk, Elon Musk-- and America-- is allegedly planning on running for US
Congress. Samuel Smeltzer would be seeking the Democratic nomination for
Michigan’s 7th District in the 2026 midterms, hoping to challenge Republican
incumbent Tom Barrett for his congressional seat in Washington. Smeltzer is an open
and outspoken member of the “Furry” community who campaigns under the
name “Elyon Badger” while wearing a badger mask. Mr. Badger, pronouns unknown, believes
in taxing the rich and says he is “100% serious” about his candidacy.” Smeltzer/Badger
also told The New York Post, “I want to change things and make things better.
I’m sick of Trump. I’m bullying the old f**ks out of my way.”
So you have a newly-elected Virginia attorney general, Jay
Jones, who once openly mused about assassinating his political rival—and
watching his children perish. He’s the chief law-enforcement officer of the
state that produced Washington, Jefferson, and Madison. And you have Graham
Platner, a freshly minted Senator from Maine who sports a Nazi Totenkopf, or
“Death’s Head,” tattoo…and yet who once proclaimed himself a Communist.
And, of course, there are an ever-growing number of
elected officials who are members of the LGBTQ community-- and a few others who
are simply proven perverts.
Diversity and intersectionality are two in the pantheon
of (non-Christian) gods Leftists worship. The more non-white, non-Christian,
non-heterosexual boxes one can check, the better they like you, merit and
character be damned.
Our culture and mores are changing so fast, I have
constructed a guide (below) to help folks determine who their next Representative
might be…or should be. Give your candidate 1 point for each of the orientations,
genders, affiliations, ethnicities, and kinks with which they identify. Whoever
has the highest total is the winner. Or should be. Right?
Sexual Orientation/Gender: Religious Affiliation: Political Affiliation: Ethnicity: Bonus
Kink:
Gay/male Muslim Marxist Indigenous Pedophilia
Lesbian/female Pagan Communist Chinese Necrophilia
Pansexual/anogender Luciferian Socialist Somali Furry
Trans/fluid Satanist DSA Pakistani Golden
Showers
Other/X Wiccan Green Venezuelan Drag
Queen
None
Unitarian
Libertarian Canadian Auto-erotica
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