Regularly Sporadic, Sporadically Regular Current Events Quiz #19

 

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Regularly Sporadic, Sporadically Regular Current Events Quiz #19

(Can you answer all the questions correctly? Try all the previous quizzes, as well!)

 

1)      Due to a several day absence from public view extending into the Labor Day holiday weekend, many in the mainstream media recently speculated that President Trump was:

a)       On vacation

b)      Seriously ill

c)       Ensconced in a remote, undisclosed location

d)      Dead

e)      Either b or d

 

2)      To quell rampant and incessant violent crime, President Trump recently sent National Guard troops to:

a)       Chicago, Illinois

b)      Washington, D.C.

c)       Fargo, North Dakota

d)      Toronto, Canada

e)      A Walmart in Baltimore, Maryland

 

3)      To protect Americans, President Trump recently directed the U.S. military to ____________________.

a)       Attack drug and human-trafficking cartels based in Central and South America

b)      Attack MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, and The New York Times

c)       Attack the CDC, WHO, WEF, and United Nations

d)      Bomb every major American college and university except Liberty and Hillsdale.

e)      Find a way to prevent Taylor Swift from attending Kansas City Chiefs games and subsequently being shown on air every 7 or 8 minutes

 

4)      China just celebrated the 80-year Anniversary of the end of World War II with a massive military parade. Which two prominent world leaders also attended the procession?

a)       Trump and Canadian President Mark Starmer

b)      Eric Swalwell and Gavin Newsome

c)       Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un

d)      Taylor Swift and Beyoncé

e)      Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates

 

5)      Taylor Swift was recently engaged to:

a)       Beyoncé

b)      Vladimir Putin

c)       John Legend

d)      Travis Kelce

e)      Mark Zuckerberg

 

6)      Germany’s AfD Party is leading in the polling, yet several of its leaders have died recently. What was the cause of these deaths?

a)       COVID

b)      Unknown at this time

c)       Irritable Bowel Syndrome

d)      They were murdered by their political opponents

e)      They all fell out upper-story windows

 

7)      The two recent Powerball winners, from Missouri and Texas, will split the $1.787 billion prize. What will they spend it on?

a)       Hookers and blow

b)      By going on an epic shopping spree at Buc-ee’s

c)       I have no idea whatsoever, as they haven’t said

d)      They plan to buy the WNBA

e)      They are going to reinvest it all in more Powerball tickets

 

8)       Florida just did away with vaccine mandates. This means:

a)       Everyone will die

b)      No Big Pharma money for Gov. DeSantis

c)       Vaccines will no longer be available in the Sunshine State

d)      Every resident is free to decide which vaccines they wish to take and which they don’t

e)      B and d

 

 

(correct answers: e, b, a, c, d, b, c, e)