Students enrolled in a “Comparative Gender Equality” class at the University of Virginia School of Law have proposed
major changes to Virginia’s state constitution, the school
recently reported. Those changes included abortion on demand and redefining
marriage as “a union between any two persons.” Any two persons? A sister
and brother? A 60-year-old and a 10-year-old?
Can’t afford an abortion? Not to worry, students also
added a provision to ensure taxpayer funding of abortions for women “who
can’t afford one.”
UVA’s law school was founded in 1819 and is
consistently ranked among the top law schools in the nation. In a news release
titled “Class Examines Virginia Constitution Through Feminist Lens,” it pointed
out that the last time the state constitution was revised was in 1968.
The news release stated that the “Virginia
constitution does not address some of the most pressing issues for many women
today, such as access to reproductive health care, abortion or universal pre-K
education.” Really? Well, it does not address some of the most pressing issues
for many men today, either, such as access to our sexual and wellness
care (pornography), the difficulty of constructing a truly impressive “man
cave,” and the rising costs of beer and liquor.
Here is one possible Bill of
Rights if/as proposed by women:
1)
The
right to talk incessantly about inane objects and people.
2)
The
right to question everything your husband does.
3)
The
right to shop at Target and Kohl’s without any budgetary constraints whatsoever.
4)
The
right to own an unlimited number of shoes.
5)
The
right to bare arms (i.e. sleeveless dresses and blouses, etc.).
6)
The
right to be right about everything, whether or not you’re right.
7)
The
right to have the toilet seat left down at all times.
8)
The
right to wear practically nothing and expect men not to stare at you.
9)
The
right to bitch about relatively minor or frivolous things shall not be
infringed!
10)
The
right to be considered as strong as men in every way, yet still expect them to physically
protect you.
But, seriously,
why not rewrite our Constitution for every group that currently claims
victim or minority status? Indeed, why have one unifying Constitution
when everyone could have their own? Forget majority rule. We know that
people are now incapable of thinking of the greater good, though, oddly, they
are, as leftists believe, ultimately perfectible. (Which is why they think
there is no need for religion.)
Think of
the possibilities! We could have the gay Constitution, the lesbian Constitution,
the bisexual Constitution, the transgender Constitution, the Pansexual Constitution,
the Muslim Constitution, the Buddhist Constitution, the Asian-American Constitution,
the middle-class Constitution, the Constitution for Virgos, the…you get the
picture.
In fact, screw
it, each and every individual should have a right to their own
Constitution!
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