Outfit your favorite jihadist with the new
Insurgent Mood Ring™ from the “Caliphate
Collection” by Middle Ages Jewelry, LLC. This ring can be worn on any finger
and even comes with an attachment that allows it to be affixed to the nose!
Now
you, your friends and loved ones can tell how any jihadist sporting this ring
is feeling.
White
means: “I’m angry/kill the infidels.”
Black means: “I’m angry/kill the
infidels.”
Green means: “I am feeling spiritual/it’s time
for prayers.”
Gray means: “I’m angry/kill the infidels.”
Purple means: “that is a really good looking goat.”
Blue means: “I need a hug.”
Red means: “I’m really, really
angry/kill more infidels!”
A properly accessorized jihadist is a happy
jihadist! And, with his or her new Insurgent Mood Ring™, you’ll be able to tell
at a glance!
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