Saturday, May 17, 2025

Regularly Sporadic, Sporadically Regular Current Events Quiz (#17)

 

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Regularly Sporadic, Sporadically Regular Current Events Quiz (#17)

(Can you get a perfect score? Try all the previous quizzes, as well!)

 

1)      Qatar recently offered to give President Trump a ___________?

a)       Set of golf clubs

b)      Standing ovation

c)       Tricked-out jumbo jet

d)      Knuckle sandwich

e)      Lifetime supply of burgers from McDonald’s

 

2)      Democrats have lately been frantically attempting to befriend _____________?

a)       Terrorists

b)      Violent gang members

c)       Wife beaters

d)      Human traffickers

e)      All of the above

 

3)      Whenever a non-leftist party wins a national election in a European country, opposition leaders and E.U. globalists promptly __________________________?

a)       Congratulate the victors

b)      Declare their victories “illegal” or otherwise null and void

c)       Pretend the results—or election-- never happened

d)      Throw a hissy fit

e)      Throw a party

 

4)      Canada is _______________________?

a)       “Gay North Dakota”

b)      Dumb

c)       Backward

d)      Soon to be a Muslim nation

e)      B, c, and d

 

5)      Elon Musk is __________________________?

a)       Brilliant

b)      The majority owner of Tesla and Starlink

c)       An overachiever

d)      Personally trying to reverse America’s falling fertility and birth rates…and overachieving at doing so

e)      All of the above

 

6)      Federal District Court judges  _________________?

a)       Are 677 in number

b)      Think they are the president, and are therefore a threat to democracy

c)       Think they are God, and are therefore a threat to democracy

d)      Tend to be extremely woke, trending towards Marxist…and are therefore a threat to democracy

e)      Suck

f)        All of the above

 

7)      Which of the following are not rumored to be on “The Epstein List?”

a)       Bill Gates

b)      Bill Clinton

c)       Buffalo Bill

d)      The Pillsbury Dough Boy

e)      Mother Teresa

f)        C, d, and e

 

8)      Which of the following celebrities haven’t threatened to leave the United States after Trump’s victory?

a)       Sharon Stone

b)      Rosie O’Donnell

c)       The Pillsbury Dough Boy

d)      Ellen DeGeneres

e)      Cher

 

9)      A newly planned development in Texas, known as EPIC City, is intended to be compliant with ___________________?

a)       Martial Law

b)      Murphy’s Law

c)       Jude Law

d)      Sharia Law

e)      The law of averages

 

10)   The new Pope, Leo XIV, is from what city, state, or country?

a)       Chicago, Illinois

b)      Qatar

c)       Canada

d)      Alaska

e)      Moscow

 

[Correct answers: 1) c, 2) e, 3) b, 4) e, 5) e, 6) f, 7) f, 8) c, 9) d, 10) a)]

 

 

 

 

 

 

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