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Quiz (#17)
(Can you get a perfect score? Try all
the previous quizzes, as well!)
1) Qatar
recently offered to give President Trump a ___________?
a) Set
of golf clubs
b) Standing
ovation
c) Tricked-out
jumbo jet
d) Knuckle
sandwich
e) Lifetime
supply of burgers from McDonald’s
2) Democrats
have lately been frantically attempting to befriend _____________?
a) Terrorists
b) Violent
gang members
c) Wife
beaters
d) Human
traffickers
e) All
of the above
3) Whenever
a non-leftist party wins a national election in a European country, opposition
leaders and E.U. globalists promptly __________________________?
a) Congratulate
the victors
b) Declare
their victories “illegal” or otherwise null and void
c) Pretend
the results—or election-- never happened
d) Throw
a hissy fit
e) Throw
a party
4) Canada
is _______________________?
a) “Gay
North Dakota”
b) Dumb
c) Backward
d) Soon
to be a Muslim nation
e) B,
c, and d
5) Elon
Musk is __________________________?
a) Brilliant
b) The
majority owner of Tesla and Starlink
c) An
overachiever
d) Personally
trying to reverse America’s falling fertility and birth rates…and overachieving
at doing so
e) All
of the above
6) Federal
District Court judges _________________?
a) Are
677 in number
b) Think
they are the president, and are therefore a threat to democracy
c) Think
they are God, and are therefore a threat to democracy
d) Tend
to be extremely woke, trending towards Marxist…and are therefore a threat to
democracy
e) Suck
f)
All of the above
7) Which
of the following are not rumored to be on “The Epstein List?”
a) Bill
Gates
b) Bill
Clinton
c) Buffalo
Bill
d) The
Pillsbury Dough Boy
e) Mother
Teresa
f)
C, d, and e
8) Which
of the following celebrities haven’t threatened to leave the United
States after Trump’s victory?
a) Sharon
Stone
b) Rosie
O’Donnell
c) The
Pillsbury Dough Boy
d) Ellen
DeGeneres
e) Cher
9) A
newly planned development in Texas, known as EPIC City, is intended to be
compliant with ___________________?
a) Martial
Law
b) Murphy’s
Law
c) Jude
Law
d) Sharia
Law
e) The
law of averages
10) The
new Pope, Leo XIV, is from what city, state, or country?
a) Chicago,
Illinois
b) Qatar
c) Canada
d) Alaska
e) Moscow
[Correct
answers: 1) c, 2) e, 3) b, 4) e, 5) e, 6) f, 7) f, 8) c, 9) d, 10) a)]
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