‘Inspired’ by Kamala Harris' now-viral
remark, "You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?" far-left Ben & Jerry's
co-founders Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield have recently partnered with the far-left
political advocacy group MoveOn to create a limited-edition ice cream pint
under the ‘Ben's Best’ label as part of its get-out-the-vote tour. (‘Ben’s
Best?’ What happened to Jerry? Don’t they believe in ‘equity?’)
The new flavor is
called ‘Kamala's Coconut Jubilee,’ in honor of the ditzy Democrat
Party presidential nominee’s campaign. If you ask me, ‘Just Plain Nuts’ would’ve
been a better name. Or ‘Cacklin’ Kamala’s Chocolate Karma.’
Ben & Jerry’s is famous (or
infamous depending on your point of view) for branding their ice cream with
names such as ‘half baked,’ ‘The Tonight Dough,’ ‘Chubby Hubby,’ and ‘Karamel
Sutra.’
I think Ben & Jerry should have
their own ice cream flavor, an ‘autobiographical’ one, if you will. How about ‘Self-Loathing
Jews Raspberry Rugelach Jewbilee?’ Works for me. I bet it would be a best-seller
in Brooklyn!
Since we’re riffing on ice cream here,
the current president, Joe Biden, an afficionado of ice cream if there ever was
one, should have his own flavor, as well. I would suggest ‘Joe Biden’s Rocky
Road’ or perhaps ‘Biden’s Beach Butterscotch.’ Maybe ‘FJB’s Dulce de Leche Delaware
Delight?’
No doubt Hunter deserves his own
flavor, too. Staying with the Ben & Jerry’s nomenclature style, ‘Hunter’s
I’d Pop Her CHERRY’ sounds about right.
Any suggestions?
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