You Just Might Be A Democrat-- Vol. 5

 

You Just Might Be A Democrat—Vol. 5

 

*If you believe that most workers should be paid more…and also believe that many things should be free, you just might be a Democrat.

*If you think that women are oppressed in America…and are also strongly against the deportation of Illegal alien Muslim men and the mission to liberate Iran, you just might be a Democrat. (Or a RINO.)

*If you would—literally—stand up for criminals but not for American citizens, you just might be a Democrat.

 *If you actually did kneel in the name of George Floyd and BLM but refused to stand for the parents of a young female Ukrainian refugee who was senselessly murdered on a train by a black man repeat offender, you just might be a Democrat.

*If you are greatly troubled by the plight of the spotted owl but are a fanatical proponent of unfettered abortion, you just might be a Democrat.

*If you performatively “celebrate diversity” but cannot tolerate conservative political opinions, you just might be a Democrat.

*If you talk of “how bad” something is “in this country,” but have no idea of the historical horrors in most others, you just might be a Democrat.

*If you purport to be a feminist, own a dog, and enjoy a glass of wine now and then…and are an avid supporter of Islam-- and Muslim men immigrating to the U.S.-- you just might be a Democrat.

*If you think that abortion is “women’s health care” and that lopping off the body parts of young children is “gender affirming care,” you just might be a Democrat.

*If you are adamantly for Ukraine in the fourth year of war, but are disgusted with the United States entering the third week of its war with Iran, you just might be a Democrat.

*If you think words can be “violence,” but rioters looting and burning down stores are “mostly peaceful,” you just might be a Democrat.

*If you believe white people are inherently racist because of the color of their skin, and also believe that it is impossible for people of color to be racist, you just might be a Democrat.

*If you think “Christian nationalism” is an existential danger to society, and that Islamophobia is too, you very well may be a Democrat.

*If you think that MAGA and ICE are nazis, and also that Antifa and BLM are fighting for “our democracy,” you just might be a Democrat.

*If you believe the sale of 32 oz. soft drinks should be banned to protect people’s health, and fail to understand that folks could then just purchase two 16 oz. soft drinks, you just might be a Democrat.

*If you think the Founders-- who zealously studied all forms of government that ever came before them and bequeathed us the freest and most prosperous nation in human history-- were deeply flawed, but that Barack Obama, Taylor Swift, and members of The View are “awesome,” you almost certainly are a Democrat.

*If you can name three different types of sex toys, but not the three branches of the U.S. government, you just may be a Democrat. (And you’re probably a sitting member of Congress.)

*If you are against passing the SAVE Act and funding the DHS-- during wartime—but cannot countenance the thought of defunding the Taliban or reducing expenditures for an LGBTQ version of Sesame Street in Iraq and Zimbabwe, it is damn near a certainty that you are a Democrat. (Or a RINO.)

*If you think this post is offensive, but claim that the Quran is not, you just might be a Democrat.

*If you think I’m concerned that the so-called elites will shun me for writing this, you just might be a Democrat.