Tuesday, November 10, 2020

Poll Claims 25% Of Women Can't Locate Their Vagina

 

             A new survey conducted by OnePoll purports to show that one in four American women do not know where their vagina is. I, for one, find it hard to believe that more men than women know the whereabouts of a women’s vagina, yet I can guarantee you that over 75% of men can pick out a vagina from the sundry other parts of a women’s body. Which is a good thing for the continuation of the species, I guess.

            Intimina, a Swedish women’s health company, commissioned the survey of 2,000 women. An Intimina spokesperson said the company hoped to reveal a glaring gap in American education, a strange goal to have, unless they intended to profit from the alleged ignorance.

            The poll also supposedly found that 46% of the women could not locate their own cervix, while 56% pointed to a different body part when prompted to identify their uterus. Only one in 10 women were able to name all the parts shown on a female reproductive diagram.

(I have a disturbing vision in my mind of Intimina employees and pollsters in a lab room next to a life-size replica of a female body, survey respondents in front of them. A pollster asks the women to identify the replica’s uterus and one woman dutifully opens the replica’s mouth and points to her tonsils. Another points to its earlobe. Yet another touches its knee.)

Danela Žagar, Intimina’s global brand manager, said the findings show that “we need to keep educating the public about how the reproductive system, its monthly processes and hormonal changes can impact a woman’s life.” Ask any husband and he’ll tell you how it impact’s his life, of that I’m certain.

Furthermore, I guarantee you 100% of males know where their penis is, even though I doubt that they are otherwise more in touch with their bodies than females.  This poll finding is either utterly bogus or it goes a long way towards explaining why women tend to vote for Democrats like Joe Biden in such high numbers. Some of those polled may think Biden is their vagina. And vice-versa. In any case, Joe could probably help sniff it out for the low-information ladies.

Let’s not even talk about Hunter.

 

Monday, November 9, 2020

Media Declares Biden Winner Of 2024 Presidential Election

 

Media Declares Biden Winner of 2024 Presidential Election

Virtually all important media outlets have now called the 2024 U.S. Presidential Election for Joe Biden. Fox News CEO Suzanne Scott said, “Look, deep down we realize that we can’t actually determine the outcome of a national election, as that is up to the Electoral College on Dec. 14th and subject to certification on Dec. 23rd, but it’s going really well so far. Most people—and even institutions-- haven’t really questioned us concerning our 2020 call for Biden, so we thought, ‘what the hey, right?’ I mean, most people don’t have much patience or attention span anyway, and they like things resolved quickly, one way or another.” NBCUniversal News Group Chairman Cesar Conde added, “And, frankly, we just like Biden’s policies better than any jack-booted, Christianity-besotted Republican’s. So there!”

Several potential 2024 Republican candidates subsequently issued statements saying they were in the process of determining whether they would honor the media’s early call or risk facing sharp attacks from progressives if they were to contest the decision. As Jeb Bush noted, “No one likes to be branded a ‘fascist democracy-hater.’”

Scott stated that, in the interests of “probity and an abundance of caution,” no major news outlet has yet called the 2028 election.

 

Sunday, November 8, 2020

Death Of A Nation

 

Stalin is alleged by some to have said: "It's not the people who vote that count, it's the people who count the votes."

No matter who said it, the quote is an excellent definition of tyranny. It is also, apparently, an accurate appraisal of what occurred in America in the hours and days after polling places closed on the evening of November 3rd.  Yet Democrats, who’ve spent the last four years incessantly telling us that the Russians stole the 2016 presidential election from Hillary Clinton, have abruptly pivoted and now claim our election process is utterly meddle-proof, a thing of peerless integrity. Even as they were stealing the 2020 election from Donald Trump…and roughly half of American voters.

But steal it they have. For some time now, I have warned of the pending end of America as we knew it. Sadly, that day has arrived. The republic is finished. Yes, I know Republicans did much better overall than they were projected to by the “experts.” Republicans did not lose control of the Senate, though they came close to doing so. Shockingly to the pundits, they actually picked up a number of seats in the House. Maybe, in 2024, if we have the right candidate (Trump again?), we can…blah, blah, blah.

Unfortunately, that’s all so much wishful thinking. This was the presidential election we had to have to save the nation. That is why the now-radical Democrats pulled out all the stops to win it, even engaging in blatant cheating and corruption. If Biden channels his inner Obama and decides to skip the legislative process and grant immunity to 20 million illegal aliens by executive fiat, it is game over. No conservative will ever be elected president again. Period. That observation has nothing to do with racism, it’s just a simple fact. The already rapid change in the electorate can be clearly seen in the formerly red states such as Colorado, Texas, Arizona, Georgia and North Carolina that have turned “purple” or blue. We are entering an era of one-party government, at least in terms of national elections. We will soon be the world’s biggest banana republic. Moreover, Biden recently vowed to recommit the U.S. to the Paris Climate Accord on “Day One” of his presidency, and is in favor of most aspects of the Green New Deal, guaranteeing that the American economy will collapse like a bad popover. He will also revive the Iran Nuclear Deal…guaranteeing Iran a viable nuclear weapon in the near future.

This didn’t just happen. This was a long-planned, well thought out scheme. It started with the radical left’s 1960s vow to embark on the “long march through the institutions.” They have all those institutions now. Academia, media, the entertainment industry/Hollywood, Big Religion, Big Business, and now Big Tech. Then came the coronavirus, or COVID-1984 as I have previously called it. Progressives used the virus itself as a kind of trojan horse. With the assistance of the aforementioned institutions, Democratic governors, mayors and health officials successfully instituted mask mandates and lock downs and instilled fear and terror into the American populace. They then urged everyone to vote by mail, if they cared about their friends, families and fellow citizens. “Stay home, stay safe.” Because, you know, “Staying apart will bring us closer together.” In turn, the unprecedented number of mail-in ballots allowed Joe Biden, Trojan Horse #2, to stay in his basement for seven months and still become president of the United States. (Until Kamala Harris takes over).

If the vote counts are accurate, which I don’t for a minute believe, then a remarkable thing happened: Americans chose an incompetent, incoherent, and nearly senile old man who despises their nation as founded, backs BLM and Antifa, champions abortion, supports policies that will necessarily lead to economic ruin, and who is essentially a wholly-owned subsidiary of China-- over a patriot with an unmatched economic record who has kept his promises and kept America safe and out of wars for his entire term in office. If we are that far gone today, no conservative could ever win in the future anyway, whether illegal aliens were granted immunity or not.

On the other hand, if corruption on a vast scale has occurred, and leftists get away with it this time, they are always going to get away with it, particularly since they will have gained even more power and control. I have recently heard many conservatives say they will never vote again, as it is pointless and therefore not worth it if their votes aren’t going to be counted anyway. I understand their feelings of disenfranchisement, but this, too, plays right into Democrats hands and assures one-party rule for perpetuity.

Joe Biden recently said, ”We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.” The media ignored his statement. Turns out, he was not only boasting, but telling the truth, something he is usually loath to do.

“The Swamp” is almost unimaginably vast, fetid and deep. Leftists have successfully trampled on the Constitution. They have broken the system, broken many Americans…broken America.

In 1787, while coming out of Independence Hall after the Constitutional Convention, a lady asked Ben Franklin if citizens were being handed a republic or a monarchy. Franklin replied, “A republic, if you can keep it.”

Which we did. For 233 years.

 

 

 

Schools Abandoning Traditional Grading System

 

              Secondary schools in the San Diego Unified School District have dispensed with the traditional A, B, C, D and F grading system due to racial disparities. Seems that Black, Hispanic and Native students receive lower grades, on average, than white or Asian ones. Apparently, classroom behavior has factored into students’ grades, prompting so-called experts to claim that this unfairly disadvantages students from poorer families and single parent households. Ergo, going forward, no letter grades will be given. Moreover, kids caught cheating won’t be penalized. Instead, they will be given time to “reflect” on their actions and receive Counseling.

              Conversely, students in California can reportedly be arrested and jailed if they miss a “30-minute period during the school day” three or more times a year. This law has morphed into a post-COVID-19 state law that requires teachers to “make sure students are actually participating and not just attending class” virtually. In fact, Lafayette’s Stanley Middle School recently threatened to arrest the son of Mark Mastrov, a seventh grader, according to the East Bay Times. The school’s principal, Betsy Balmat, says the school made three automatic calls to the Mastrov family after he allegedly missed 90 minutes of ZOOM class sessions, an assertion that Mr. Mastrov disputes. Mastrov says his son is a “straight-A” student and believes that he merely logged in shortly after the teacher had taken roll call.

              Papa Mastrov stated, “Out of the blue, we got this letter. It said my son had missed classes, and at the bottom it referenced a state law which said truants can go to jail for missing 90 minutes of class. I called the school and said, ‘Hey, I want to clear this up.’ I was told that it was the law. I said, ‘Are you kidding me? Then that’s a bad law.’” He also noted that families of other students have received similar letters.

              To recap, students of color (SOC?) in at least one California school district can now act up in class and even flat-out cheat without experiencing any repercussions, yet a white student like Markov can be threatened with arrest and jail time in another school district in the same state for not logging into a virtual class on time. Well, that makes perfect nonsense.

              Dispensing with grades and standards of behavior will not work out well for anyone. It will lead to the degrading of learning, respect, and the students’ ability to function successfully when they leave school.

Threatening students with arrest and jail time for being late to join a remote ZOOM class will do the same.

Saturday, November 7, 2020

Election Notes

*Tragically for a democratic republic, most people no longer trust the election process in the U.S.

*Long before the election, Hillary Clinton advised Joe Biden not to concede no matter what. In a very real sense, Hillary herself still hasn’t conceded. Al Gore filed lawsuits, contested election results, and fought over every vote and ”hanging chad” for 37 consecutive days after the polls closed in 2000. So there is not much Democrats and their sycophants in the media can logically say about Trump demanding transparency and verification today, especially in light of the numerous, credible reports of fraud.

*In Pennsylvania, Democrats are actually suing to block observers from monitoring ballot counts. This is brazen, to say the least. It is like suing to have nutritional and freshness labels removed from food packaging, only worse. It is on par with trying to pack the court, eliminate the Electoral College, and ban the filibuster. Who would do such things?

*Georgia’s Secretary of State explains the late arriving (Biden) votes by saying that some precincts have “forgotten” to click the “upload” button. So, he notes, they’ve been sent a reminder. Yeah, right. That could happen to anyone. Even those who have one job, one button.

*The Michigan Election Supervisor says one of his state’s election discrepancies occurred because a precinct or two may have “pressed the wrong button.” What the hell? Are there Trump and Biden “buttons?” too? Incredible.

*A new Facebook group called “Stop the Steal” formed on Nov. 4. By Nov. 5 it had over 300,000 members. Facebook promptly suspended the page. This is literally Stalinism. It’s time for people to march on Silicon Valley. ”We are just as mad as hell, and we’re not going to take it anymore” (a line from the old movie “Network”) should be our motto.

*It is Ironic and tragic that Philadelphia is apparently the scene of such corruption and vote-stealing, as it was the home of the Constitutional Convention, which took place at Freedom Hall. Only a soulless person could fail to feel the ghosts of the Founders watching them. Democrats have taken us from Freedom Hall to Tammany Hall to Tyranny Hall. They should be made to pay for taking the nation on that despicable journey.

*Countless counties around the country that were won by Obama in 2008 and 2012 were lost by Biden. Dramatic refutation of the ridiculous claim that America is a land afflicted by systemic racism.

 *Democrats and the media now say it is impossible to rig an American election…immediately after spending the past four years telling us that the Russians rigged the last one.

*"That is the president of the United States. That is the most powerful person in the world, and we see him like an obese turtle on his back, flailing in the hot sun, realizing his time is over." So said CNN’s Anderson Pooper Cooper recently. To which I’d reply: “This is Anderson Pooper Cooper, CNN shill, and we see him like a would-be somebody, an effeminate albino pseudo-journalist spewing vile hatred and intolerance towards the president of the United States and all those who support him.” Cooper is as irrelevant today as pollsters and pet rocks.

*Strangely, Biden has an enormous advantage in votes counted in the wee hours of the morning, in places with no Republican observation. As yet, it’s unclear why. Also odd, Democrats absolutely own the over 110-year-old demographic. Dead people vote for them in lockstep, virtually 100% of the time.

*Hearing from many, many people—mostly conservatives—that they will never vote again, as they have no confidence in the integrity of the counts and process, so no longer believe it’s worth the effort. Leftists have broken the system, broken Americans…broken America. That was their plan all along.

*RINOs, as always, are timid. Many appear to be in hiding. To hell with all of them.

*If the “Hammer and Scorecard” rumor is true, it is the biggest crime in the history of the world. Democrats still cling to their Watergate stories. Watergate was an adorable little prank compared to what they've done in this election.

*Democrats: “Make America Venezuela Times Ten!”

 

 

Thursday, November 5, 2020

Americans Now Value Safety Over Freedom

 

            These are sad times, indeed. According to a recent Pew poll, a majority of Americans now believe that people’s feelings are more important than freedom of speech, the founding principle of the nation they inhabit. The majority of Americans apparently believe that. To be more precise, the majority of Americans apparently feel that feelings Trump freedom.

Vomit.

This is a result of progressives’ decades-long rampage through American institutions, their near total infiltration and then usurpation of academia, media, entertainment, Big Business, Big Tech, the Military-Industrial complex, IRS, FBI, DOJ, CIA, and Big Religion, among other entities now inalterably infected with the inexplicable yet apparently overwhelming desire to destroy America first, the hell with whatever happens thereafter. (Likely including their own destruction.)

According to Pew, 53% of U.S. adults say “being able to feel welcome and safe online” is more important than “people being allowed to speak their minds freely.” Somewhere, Jefferson and Franklin weep.

It is no surprise that Democrats were more likely than Republicans to feel this way, some 60% prioritizing online “safety” over free expression. Yet, a shocking 45% of respondents identifying as Republicans also favored safety over liberty. And the trendline on this issue over time is depressing for anyone who still values the First Amendment.

How can one be truly “unsafe” online? More importantly, it is impossible to truly be safe if the truth cannot be told, if one cannot speak one’s mind, if only certain points of view are deemed acceptable.

When feelings trump freedom, a society is a doomed. How will you “feel” when you have no freedom, at least the freedoms you happen to cherish? Preferring feeling “welcomed” to liberty is essentially saying emotion should have primacy over reason, lust over discipline. It is an insipid form of selfishness, because what you’re really saying is, I don’t believe other people have the right to say things with which I disagree, because my right to not be offended or triggered is more important than their right to think for themselves. This, of course, becomes tyranny…writ large.

And there is no “right” to not be offended. Whether free speech exists or not.

Wednesday, November 4, 2020

Nevada Won't Release Vote Counts Until November 5th

 

              The state of Nevada said it needed more time to count its ballots. “Just give us a couple days,” those in charge of processing and tallying the state’s votes said. “We know we’re not a very populous state, but this is kinda hard.” Last I heard they only had, at most, a couple hundred thousand votes to tally up.

              Some states seem to be able to count all their votes— many millions of them in some cases—in relatively short order, letting us know the final numbers just hours after their polling places closed. Others aren’t so fast. But, Nevada? The state exists because of its extraordinary ability to conjure, proffer, and tabulate staggering quantities of cash and transactions. From Vegas to Reno, numerical and money odds are precisely ginned up—and just as precisely adjusted in real time—on everything from college and pro sports to horse racing to awards shows to the number of times the president will say “no one has ever seen anything like it before” in a single rally speech. The silver state’s casinos exchange and count millions and millions-- perhaps billions--  of dollars in cash and chips every day…to the penny.

              And it requests extra time to count a few thousand ballots?

              This is like Boston claiming it needs more time to figure out how to bake beans, or Nebraska saying it forgot how to raise corn…or California wondering how to raise taxes. As Joe Biden himself might say, “C’mon Man!”

              In reality, we can be pretty sure the state wanted to wait to release its count until after the races in Wisconsin and Michigan were called, likely leaving Biden needing exactly 6 more electoral votes to win the election. Oddly enough, the very number of electoral votes Nevada awards!

              But, let’s be credulous and assume the state really needed the extra time to accurately count its relative handful of ballots. That said, it needs an updated state motto. I suggest one of the following:

              “Nevada, We Don’t Count…Very Well.”

              “Nevada, What Are The Odds?”

              “Nevada, We’re Not Very Good With Numbers.”

              Or, perhaps more appropriate, “Remember: Don’t Bet Against The House.”

 

Tuesday, November 3, 2020

Snopes Fact-Checks The Declaration, Gettysburg Address

 

If Snopes Fact-Checked the Declaration of Independence:

 

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume, among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

(Mostly false. First off, who determines when it becomes “necessary” to dissolve political bands? Also, it is unclear that a “decent respect” requires one people to declare the causes for a separation to another people. Lastly, there is no proof whatsoever that “God”—or any deity—exists, let alone that that God or said deity entitles us to separate and equal stations.)

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That, to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That, whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.

(False. No one has ever before believed that all men are created equal, let alone that this is “self-evident.” Just look around, the opposite is true! And there is no mention of women here, either, so any talk about equality here is just so much hooey. And, again, if there is no “Creator,” and no one has ever come close to proving that there is, then we humans cannot derive rights from [the nonexistent] Him or Her or They.)

 

If Politifact Fact-Checked the Gettysburg Address:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

(Pants on fire! It wasn’t just fathers that brought forth a new nation. And my father wasn’t one of them, I know that for a fact. And, “conceived in liberty?” Really? Ask women, slaves, native Americans, and members of the early LGBTQIIA+ community what they think about that.)

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

(Pants on fire! A “great” civil war? A “great” battlefield? A war in which hundreds of thousands perished and a battlefield on which thousands were killed or injured is labeled great? What’s more, how do we know that it is “altogether fitting and proper” that a portion of that blood-soaked field should be dedicated as a “final resting place” for those who lost their lives on it? Maybe some of the corpses should have been taken away and given proper burials closer to their homes. And maybe some of the men didn’t deserve to have anything dedicated to them. Did purportedly “honest” Abe ever think of that?)

 

 

Monday, November 2, 2020

"Karens" Prefer Biden

 

              Many “Karens” really are who they appear to be when seen berating police officers or harassing the mask-less in recent months. According to survey data recently compiled by the New York Times’, of people possessing the twenty most common names in America—10 women’s and 10 men’s—Karens are the most likely to support Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden over president Donald trump. A remarkable 60% of Karens surveyed favored Biden, while only 40% preferred Trump.

              It is possible age has something to do with the poll findings, as Karen was among the twenty most popular names for girls born from 1941 through 1971, but not before or since. In any case, it is now the most memed name in the nation. As Laura Wattenberg, author of “The Baby Name Wizard,” told the Times, “If you’re losing Karens, you’re losing women.”

Or, as Biden himself would surely put it, “I tell you what, if you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t named Karen.”

The self-proclaimed “paper of record” polled over 17,000 voters from 18 battleground states over the past two months to determine what the voting preferences are for those with the twenty most common given names. Unsurprisingly, the seven least likely to vote for Trump are all women’s names. In increasingly anti-Trump order, they are: Mary (Trump 48%, Biden 52%), Susan, Elizabeth, Patricia, Lisa, Barbara…and Karen. Not a single man’s name was more inclined to vote for Biden than Trump. Christopher and Joseph tied for the least likely, with both split at 50% favoring Biden and 50% favoring Trump. Conversely, only three of the ten most common women’s names were more likely to vote for Trump than Biden: Nancy (Trump 57%, Biden 43%), Jennifer (Trump 56%, Biden 44%), and Linda (Trump 51%, Biden 49%).

Those named John were for Trump 53% to 47%, while those named William preferred Trump 58% to 42%. Those named Richard were the most inclined to vote for Trump, giving him the nod by a whopping 64% to 36% margin. I’m surprised at these findings in that I would’ve thought most Johns would favor Biden. I’m certain more Dicks do.


       

Sunday, November 1, 2020

A Free Press?

 

A free press is essential to a democratic republic. Our Founders knew this in their marrow. Unfortunately, as recent events have proven, we no longer have one. Bizarrely, those in the mainstream media have muzzled themselves, locked their minds and souls in a prison of their own making, and relinquished their integrity for power and the affirmation of their peers. They will not hold their own feet to the fire. They won’t speak truth to themselves. They may not even realize what it is any longer.

            Today, the “Fourth Estate” literally wouldn’t report it if they came across information proving that Joe Biden was a Russian stooge, though they’ve spent years trying to find evidence that President Trump might be. (Biden is, apparently, a stooge for China). In light of their breathtakingly universal—and steadfast-- refusal to report on the shocking Hunter Biden laptop revelations and the multiple, credible instances of graft and payola in which Joe Biden himself was almost certainly involved, mainstream media outlets have revealed themselves to be nothing more than members of an authoritarian,  shockingly close-minded leftist cult. I am left with no doubt that, if conclusive proof surfaced that Joe Biden recently raped an underage girl at a Church of Satan gathering while texting Vladimir Putin asking for a substantial campaign contribution, not one single legacy media outlet would report it.

How times have changed. America’s reverence for a free press can be traced all the way back to Cato’s Letters, a collection of essays criticizing the British political system that were written by John Trenchard and Thomas Gordon, under the pseudonym Cato, and published between 1720 and 1723. (Cato was a Roman soldier, senator, historian, and outspoken critic of corruption in the late Roman Republic. He was a man of moral integrity, immune to bribes and graft.) Those letters offered a vigorous defense of freedom of speech and conscience.  

The Founders wanted to codify these principles. And they did. After America declared independence and (eventually) ratified the Constitution, it also adopted the Bill of Rights. This was done to make absolutely certain there would be no mistaking what rights its citizens possessed. The Bill of Rights (for those of you voting for the Harris-Biden ticket) is comprised of the first ten amendments to the Constitution. The First Amendment guarantees the right to free speech and freedom of the press, and it was adopted on December 15, 1791. For well over 220 years, the press, in general, with notable exceptions, has interpreted its freedom mandate as an obligation to inform the republic’s citizens without significant bias, wherever a worthy story might lead.

No longer. It is now unreservedly engaged in an attempt to systematically dismantle America as it was founded. Think that is an exaggeration? It is not. That is why it is wholeheartedly cheering on those who want to do away with the Electoral College and pack the court. It’s why those in the mainstream media—ironically—seem to disdain the First Amendment and want to repeal the Second Amendment. And why they support those who have literally dismantled and destroyed statues and monuments…and those who distort our history. It is also why they no longer act as a free press would, but as utterly shameless champions of a one-party socialist state. They have excused or supported those engaged in ritualistic orgies of speech suppression on college campuses, even while proclaiming that “Democracy Dies in Darkness.” They have made a mockery of their own slogans. And themselves. They utilize their visceral hatred of President Trump and his tendency to exaggerate as an excuse to flat out lie. They claim those to the right of center have violent tendencies, even as they excuse the looting, pillaging and physical assaults committed by the so-called progressives who they deem to be their constituents. And they lie about their lying. (As in, “we are the truth.” Sound familiar New York Times?) And Big Tech aids and abets them, while cravenly genuflecting towards China, in the hopes of raking in cash.

Thomas Jefferson said: “I have sworn on the altar of God, eternal hostility to all forms of tyranny over the minds of man.”

Today’s “journalists” say: “We have sworn eternal hostility to the minds of those who dare to disagree with us.” So they try to stifle dissent, ban the truth and cancel reality. Tragically, they are, in a very real sense, a clear and present danger to the republic.