Regularly Sporadic, Sporadically Regular Current Events Quiz #26

Regularly Sporadic, Sporadically Regular Current Events Quiz #26

(Can you answer all the questions correctly? Try the previous quizzes, too!)

1)       Ilhan Omar allegedly married her:

a)      Dog

b)     Imam

c)      Mother

d)     Brother

e)     All of the above

 

2)       Taylor Swift is famously married to:

a)      Her dog

b)     Ilhan Omar

c)      Travis Kelce

d)     Her Brother

e)     All of the above

 

3)       The riots in France are primarily being perpetrated by:

a)      Antifa

b)     Marxists

c)      Muslims

d)     Students, egged on by radical teachers

e)     All of the above

 

4)       President Trump recently favorably commented on whose “asses?”

a)      Nicki Minaj’s and Sen. Jon Husted’s

b)     Melania’s and J.D. Vance’s

c)      Marco Rubio’s and Pete Hegseth’s

d)     Chuck Schumer’s and Nancy Pelosi’s

e)     Katherine Leavitt’s and Dana Bash’s

 

5)       A recent YouGov poll revealed that twice as many Democrats as Republicans viewed which historical figure in a favorable light?

a)      FDR

b)     Chairman Mao

c)      Joseph Stalin

d)     Colonel Sanders

e)     Adolf Hitler

 

6)       Only one of the following has not been renamed by President Trump. Which one?

a)      Gulf of Mexico

b)     Artificial Intelligence

c)      Lake Ontario

d)     Alaska’s Mount Denali

e)     McDonald’s restaurants

 

7)       Former President Obama recently said that President Trump’s renovations of the White House make it look like which restaurant chain?

a)      White Castle

b)     In-N-Out Burger

c)      The Cheesecake Factory

d)     Perkins

e)     Olive Garden

 

8)       In reply, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said that the Obama Presidential Center (library) in Chicago looks like:

a)      Chuck Schumer’s ass

b)     The Stalin Dictator Center (if one existed)

c)      Poop

d)     Darth Vader’s Tomb

e)     It was designed by blind Goths

 

9)       Medical Assistance In Dying (MAID) is now Canada’s _______ leading cause of death?

a)      1,043^rd

b)     5^th

c)      234^th

d)     This is silly, Canada doesn’t really routinely kill its citizens who are experiencing physical and mental health issues

e)     11^th

 

10)   California Gov. Gavin “Slick” Newsom recently opined that the Democratic Socialists of America (i.e. communists) are a “mainstream Democratic movement.” He says this because:

a)      He is dumber than a box of rocks

b)     He is trying to ingratiate himself into a rising subset of his party

c)      It is now true

d)     Newsom has no core—or other—values, and will do and say whatever he thinks will help him in the short and long term

e)     All of the above

              (Correct answers: d, c, e, a, e, e, c, d, b, d)