Blame It On The Jews

 

According to a recent Chicago Tribune article, DSA member and Chicago Alderman Byron Sigcho-López’s former wife claimed he spent “incredible” amounts of their money on prostitutes, pornography, the search for female escorts, and phone-sex calls. This according to divorce records that were recently unsealed ahead of his reelection campaign launch.

A judge found that the alderman’s wife had “proven the material allegations of her petition,” and the two later divorced. Sigcho-López then motioned to impound the documents, arguing they were exaggerated or false and would harm his career aspirations as a teacher’s assistant at the University of Illinois. A teacher’s assistant! Oooh!

The Tribune: “Sigcho-López denied his ex-wife’s allegations Friday. And he alleged the Coalition Opposing Governmental Secrecy that successfully petitioned a DuPage County judge to have the 2012 divorce records unsealed last month is part of the “pro-Israel lobby.”

Sigcho-López went on to state “More and more Americans have become horrified by the genocide in Gaza, the coverup of the Epstein class and the pedophiles who run our government, and the unethical spending of our tax dollars on a foreign war in Iran.”

And, Mr. Sigcho-López, this has precisely what to do with the veracity of the claims against you-- and your alleged actions that spawned them?

“Blame it on the rain,” “blame it on alcohol,” and “Blame it on Rio” are now all passé phrases (and excuses.) In today’s America (and the West in general) you can evade responsibility for anything and everything by just blaming the Jews. Didn’t get the job? Those darn Jews! Kid acting up at daycare? You know who to blame! Floods, volcanoes, homelessness, painful rectal itch? You can be sure the Jews are behind all of it!

The great thing about having such an easy target and gracious scapegoat, no matter how untrue and insane one’s assertions, is that it removes all fault from you and somehow makes you feel virtuous at the same time…even if these accusations are not particularly welcoming, tolerant, and inclusive. And, well, feel like bullying. Especially since there are less than 16 million Jewish people on Earth…and at least 2 billion Muslims. And that majority Muslim nations inhabit 16.5 million square miles of land whereas Israel is 8,630 square miles in size, roughly .00052% as large as Muslim nations. (I seem to remember a story, of, oh yeah, David and Goliath.)

The DSA is the new Nazi Party, no matter how much they deflect any criticism and project fascistic ambitions onto Republicans, particularly Trump supporters. It is not a coincidence that Muslim and anti-Semitic candidates are winning elections across the fruited plane. Or that they are nearly all Democrat-Socialists. Or that they are now openly calling for violence against their political (or religious) opponents in order to destroy the United States. The only substantive way these seething Socialists are different than their German Nationalsozialist (Nazi) Party forbears is that they don’t believe “Arbeit Macht Frei” (work makes you free.) They don’t much care for work and think folks should be paid (Universal Basic Income, welfare state excess) for not working. Especially Muslim immigrants. Hmmm. (Oh, wow, I get it!)

So, flat tire? Occasional erectile dysfunction? Start chanting “From the river to the sea…!”

America awake! The Jews are our misfortune! Sieg heil I mean hail to victory, DSA candidates! You know that God’s chosen people must be eradicated from the Earth. Fundamental transformation! You are who you’ve been waiting for! So have at it!

After all, today’s Americans/Westerners are too ignorant, too soft, too entitled, too infantilized, and too feminized to stop you.

Does anyone else find it odd that those leftists who always make a show of despising Nazis—and who casually call their political opponents “far-right,” “fascists,” and “Hitler”—are the biggest Jew-haters of all? MAGA, Marine Le Pen, and Germany’s AfD Party, are far more likely to tolerate and treat Jewish people as equals than are the raging Marxists and Muslims commonly winning elections across large swaths of the West.