France To Send Out Letters To Young Women Urging Them To Have Babies Before It's Too Late

 

According to the Daily Caller: “France is using an unorthodox and very personal method to encourage younger citizens to make babies: personal letters.

“The government plans on dashing off letters to 29-year-olds, reminding them, specifically women, that they have a biological clock and should have children before it’s too late.” According to the nation’s health ministry, the letters will provide “targeted, balanced and scientifically based information on sexual and reproductive health.”

Oddly enough, Muslims in France do not need to be sent such an, ahh, ‘encouraging’ letter, as they already reproduce at levels approaching that of zebra mussels. Which is odd, if you think about it. The wealthy, famously romantic—if a bit snooty—French have to be pushed and bribed to have kids while the poorer immigrant Muslims, many of whom bitch about France and set cars on fire via protest or for amusement, are shooting kids out like a berserk Pez dispenser. There may just be a lesson there, albeit one that we may not wish to learn.

Nations have a biological clock, as well, and that clock ticks ever faster when they insist on being bio illogical and reality resistant. But it is not only low fertility rates that will spell our demise. What Western nations need more of is “targeted, balanced and scientifically based information” on Marxism and Sharia Law.

So, while I sympathize with the concern and the message, what other letters might governments start sending out to us?

*“Dear Mademoiselle LaRouche, congratulations on the recent birth of your new baby. However, it appears to us as if you are not breastfeeding the infant as per National Health Service guidelines. Please commence doing so immediately.”

*“Dear Robert Smythe, according to our records, you have not yet received the second COVID-27 booster shot. While we are sure that this has simply been an unfortunate oversight on your part, if you do not receive the third edition of the wonderfully effective mRNA vaccine by the end of this month, we will have no choice but to remove your children, immobilize your automobile, cancel your internet privileges, and ‘suggest’ that your employer terminate your position. Respectfully, your beneficent government.”

*“Dear valued citizen: as you live in a now predominately Muslim neighborhood, for obvious reasons of cultural sensitivity and neighborliness, your government must insist that you cease playing music in your home, which should assumedly also keep you from dancing-- the former of which can conceivably be heard outside your dwelling’s walls, and the latter of which can be observed through your living room window. We also require that you immediately cease all consumption of alcohol and have your dog put to sleep. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause, but it’s better than inconveniencing our newly arrived Muslim friends. Have a great day!”