Blue States Surrendering To Somalis, Islam, Diversity

            Boston Mayor Michelle Wu (D) recently said that Somalis are to thank for pretty much every “achievement” that the city has ever had.

Wu: “You cannot talk about any achievement that the city of Boston has had in safety, jobs, and economic development, in education, without talking about the Somali community that has lifted our city up. We are proud and we are grateful for our Somali community and for our Somali American neighbors.” She added, “We will use every attack to actually strengthen and expand the services [available to Somalis],” and opined that Somalis are “setting the example for the rest of the country.” That may be true, in that alleged Somali fraud rings are popping up across the fruited plane.

Was Mayor Wu telling the truth? Were Somalis responsible for the Boston Tea Party? Building Faneuil Hall? The Old South Meeting House? Were they instrumental in founding the Celtics, Red Sox, or Bruins?

And I thought it was slaves—and/or members of the LGBTQ Community—that built this nation. What changed? When the next wave of immigrants arrives from, say, the Republic of the Congo, Burkina Faso, or Mongolia, will we have to claim they built this country, too?! I mean, WTH?! Who would go along with this bullsh*t…and why? Democrats…to secure their power in the future. They perceive, possibly correctly, that white folks will be an ever-diminishing minority in the years to come, and as such will no longer be an important voting bloc.

            Of course, Minnesota’s politicians were not to be outdone in kowtowing to Somalians. Democratic state Sens. Ann Johnson Stewart and Steve Cwodzinski tearfully offered their apologies—and support-- to the state’s vast Somali population at the Irshad Islamic Center in Eden Prairie, recently. What were they apologizing for, given that Somalis have been implicated in scamming billions upon billions of dollars from Minnesota taxpayers in various fraud schemes?

Let’s let them tell us, shall we? In a video shared by a Somali TV station, Stewart stated: “We are heartbroken by the horrible actions of our government, and we want you to know that at the state level we will do all that we can to support you. Whether you live in our district or not, we are here. We are 100% committed to helping you. You are welcome here, you belong here, and we are here for you.”

Translation: “We hate the Orange Man and all conservatives. And we hate the law. Therefore, we are absolutely committed to allowing you to continue to break the law and steal taxpayers’ hard-earned money, because we believe it will benefit us in the long run. And that’s really all that matters.”

And then she said, “I apologize, I have to leave for another commitment.” Say what?! Was she leaving to go apologize to another group of minorities/illegals she believes is vital to Democrats’ chances of holding power for eternity?

But even that level of cravenness and obsequiousness wasn’t enough for Minnesota Democrats. So, the state’s Lt. Gov. (and U.S. Senate candidate) Peggy Flanagan wore a hijab to a local mall, a gesture of surrender proudly aired by a Somali TV station. Flanagan obligingly stated "The Somali community is part of the fabric of the state of Minnesota," while looking into the camera.

This level of incredibly misplaced, lily-livered and faint-hearted virtue signaling may be unprecedented in human history. Did policemen and G-men publicly kiss the boots of Mafia dons? Did English leaders don German Army uniforms during the early days of World War II? Did European Christians bow to Mecca during the Crusades? I mean, what the bleep?!!

We would be far better served by proclaiming our independence once again, than we are by submitting to a Muslim invasion and the Diversity Cartel.

 

My Predictions For 2026

My Predictions For 2026:

*January 1—A new law slated to take effect in California will ban all plastic bags…except for Nancy Pelosi.

*January 9—Al Gore says that, unless all human activity on planet Earth immediately ceases, the planet will spontaneously combust by the end of the year.

*January 27—The U.S. observes the 10-year anniversary of Al Gore stating that, unless the Earth took “drastic measures,” it would reach the “point of no return” in 10 years.

*January 29—A lone federal district court judge invalidates the 2024 presidential election, finding that “the American people are incapable of voting in a way that furthers and supports our precious democracy.” He rules that Kamala Harris be immediately installed as president and Tim Walz as vice-president. He adds, “There are no kings in this country. I have spoken!”

*February 2—Several skittish RINOs see their shadows and scamper back inside the congressional office buildings. This prompts several Democrats to suggest that an insurrection may be imminent.

*February 10-- The US Bureau of Economic Analysis announces that, of the more than ten trillion dollars spent by state and federal governments in 2025, it is estimated that between 29% and 51% was spent on fraudulent Somali companies, organizations, charities, and various social services schemes. This revelation of staggering misappropriation and misuse of taxpayer funds prompts most chagrined state and federal politicians to immediately caution Americans against “Islamophobia.”

*February 17-- Barack Obama releases new book titled, “How I Fundamentally Transformed the World.”

*February 24-- Michelle Obama releases new book titled, “How I Fundamentally Transformed Barack Obama.”

*March 12-- A lone federal district court judge rules that President Trump must return inflation and GDP levels to what they were prior to his taking the presidency a second time. He further decrees that the southern border should be unsecured, the stock market should return to levels prior to Trump’s taking office, and that the increase in real wage growth accounting for inflation should be repealed. Asked why he ruled this way, the judge stated: “To save our democracy, of course.”

*March 26—Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) says that she turned a negative net worth into a nearly $30 million net worth in just seven years—despite her annual salary of $174,000—by waitressing part-time at IHOP.

*April 1-- California Gov. Gavin “Slick” Newsome says he “in no way, shape, or form” intends to run for president in 2028. He also says that California “is in perfect fiscal health” and that homelessness has been eliminated in his state.

*April 21-- The Rolling Stones announce new tour dates extending through the fall of 2031

*May 4-- Michelle Obama announces that she and Barack have “separated.”

*June 9-- Former California Gov. Gavin Newsome says that he has transitioned and is now a Hispanic woman named “Gabby.”

*June 10-- California Gov. Gabby Newsome announces she is running for president in 2028.

*July 4—Democrats proudly announce that, if they take back the House and Senate in the upcoming mid-term elections, they plan to lower the voting age to 12, in order to “enhance our democracy.”

*August 4-- Michelle Obama announces she is now engaged to be married to Karine Jean-Pierre.

*August 19-- President Donald Trump says the new White House ballroom being constructed will be called the “Trump Is The G.O.A.T. Grand Golden Ballroom.” Trump further announces that Kid Rock and Nicki Minaj will perform for the ballroom’s “really” grand opening, “whenever that is.”

*September 13-- The New York Jets win the first game of the new season…and lose very one thereafter.

*October 5-- The British Royal Family announces it is sponsoring a new line of shoes, “Keds for Peds.”

*October 29-- Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announce that they are getting disengaged after Taylor discovers Travis once posted on social media that Nicki Minaj was his favorite artist.

*November 3-- Democrats take back the House and Senate, vowing to re-impeach Trump “on Day One.”

*November 4—Russia invades Poland.

*December 9— Every major city on Earth announces that planned New Year’s Eve celebrations have been cancelled “due to the threat of ‘Islamophobia.’”

 

 

 

 

The 2025 Hoax-Of-The-Year Awards

 

It’s that time of year again: the tree is still up, the stockings have been emptied, there is a nip in the air, and we are looking ahead to the new year, wondering what it may bring. You all know what that means: ‘tis the season……for the Annual Hoax-of-the-Year Awards! A little late this year, as there was such an abundance of deceit from which to choose. So, hoax fans, let’s get after it!

Each successive year seems to bring us more hoaxes than the previous one, and, happily, this year was no exception. But first, let’s acknowledge that last year’s winner will be incredibly hard to top. The Government Employees Are ‘Public Servants’ Hoax is one of the greats of all time. That said, my personal favorite hoax of 2024 was The Secret Service Couldn’t Go On The Roof In Butler Because The Slope Was Too Steep Hoax. Well, apparently it wasn’t too steep for Thomas Crooks, as spindly as he was—and loaded down with a rifle to boot. Nor was it too steep for the authorities who, just a couple of days after the assassination attempt, were atop it in street clothes, calmly walking around and hosing it down, washing any remaining evidence away.

A proper review of hoaxes would note that several hoaxes really took it on the chin in 2025. Among these are the Universities Are Unbiased Bastions of Higher Learning And Are Greatly Beneficial To Their Students Hoax, the Electric Vehicles (EVs) Will Soon Outnumber Those Powered By Internal Combustion Engines Due To Overwhelming Consumer Demand Hoax, and the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Has A Functioning Cerebral Cortex Hoax. (During a CNN town hall in October, AOC called for “drinkable” air and said that “rivers were on fire” because of an accounting firm.) Each of these have been thoroughly-- and hopefully permanently-- debunked.

On to the 2025 candidates.

First off, we have the “New York Jets Are An Actual, Legitimate NFL Organization Hoax.” While this hoax isn’t widely promulgated or believed, it still deserves mention due to its sheer preposterousness.  

The “I’m Sticking It To The Man If I Key A Tesla Hoax” was rampant for a time early in the year. The truthful rejoinder to that statement would be, “No, you’re just damaging someone else’s car because you are an asshat of epic proportions. You have vandalized private property, and you’re on camera, moron.”

The “Trump Is Devastatingly Implicated In The Epstein Files Hoax” turned out to be a nothing-burger, at least to this point, though several Democrats were, in fact, implicated.

Then we have the “ICE Is Targeting Hard-working, Law-abiding Everyday Folks Hoax.” No, ICE is targeting aliens and criminals (who came here illegally for starters) from foreign lands whose beliefs, mores, and religion are often antithetical to ours……and those of a free, representative republic. In other words, potential Democrat voters. That is the only reason Democrats are so mad about ICE. If/when they retake power, they will invent reasons to lock up their political opponents.

More recently, we have seen the “We Are Terribly Worried That Trump Will Routinely Issue Illegal Orders To The Military Hoax,” as carefully constructed by the Seditious Six. Though these borderline treasonous clowns want us to believe they are all acting solely at the behest of their morally superior hearts and their deep and undying love for America and democracy…in reality they are trying to sow division and distrust amongst the troops and citizens while setting Trump up to be impeached yet again.

A somewhat related and popular deception that was recently promulgated by the mainstream media is the “Trump Is Destroying The East Portico Of The White House Solely To Build A Ballroom For Himself And His Wealthy Friends Hoax.” This is untrue. Trump will nearly be out of office when the renovation is completed. And yet he is paying for much of the costs of this much needed renovation himself. The White House has not heretofore had a ballroom where many guests could congregate at once in a place befitting a great country. In fact, some past events have largely been held outside, with Satellite porta-potties functioning as ad-hoc bathrooms.

Up next is the “Charlie Kirk Was A Bigot/Fascist Hate-Monger Who Deserved His Fate Hoax.” This is perhaps the saddest and most despicable hoax on the list. Charlie was a largely self-taught young man who enjoyed engaging in civil debate with students on college campuses around the country, something that used to be expected and routine. He changed some hearts and minds, even while truly listening to those with whom he disagreed. And then he was shot.

There is a burgeoning ruse, put forth by the likes of Gov. Tampon Timmy “Glad Hands” Walz, that I call the “But For One Or Two Bad Apples, Somalis Are wonderful People, Peerless Entrepreneurs, And Greatly Enrich Our Society Hoax.” Hard to top that one, especially if you live in Minnesota.

The final two hoaxes are inextricably intertwined, and, unlike nearly all other hoaxes of years past or today, are being promulgated by many conservatives. The “We Are Soundly Defeating Wokeism Hoax” and the “Democrat Party Is On Its Last Legs Hoax” have been prevalent among Conservative Inc. types since Trump prevailed in the 2024 presidential election. Neither of these is even remotely true-- and the latter is the single most dangerous hoax out there. Because today’s Democrat Party is the biggest, most immediate, and clearly existential threat to America. If these Republicans don’t stop gloating, end the infighting, eliminate the faint whiff of anti-Semitism, and do whatever it takes to win, it is curtains for the Republican Party…and the republic for which it supposedly stands.

Obviously, these are not all of the hoaxes extant. Since the onset of the Obama-Biden-COVID Era, hoaxes have gone mainstream and are virtually ubiquitous.

Nonetheless, the time has come, the big moment is here. (Drumroll.) The 2025 Hoax-of-the-Year is the “Democrat Party Is On Its Last Legs Hoax.” This is the one hoax I wish were true but demonstrably is not. (Check back with me after the 2026 midterm elections for verification.)

[Announcement: This is the sixth annual ‘Hoax-of-the-Year Awards.’ Some of the hoaxes have been quite humorous, while others—like this year’s winner—are not. Yet I feel like all are illustrative and useful in their own way. Therefore, I am going to spend time in 2026 constructing the Hoax Hall Of Fame. Perhaps an online version at first,  and—eventually—a physical location for the HHOF. Washington, D.C. seems like an obvious choice for the physical Hall. Donations accepted.😉]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Woman Charged With Silently Praying Near Abortion Facility

 

From The Blaze:

“A woman in the United Kingdom is in trouble with law enforcement yet again for daring to engage in silent prayers. Isabel Vaughan-Spruce learned in March that she had been under investigation by Midlands Police in the U.K. since January. She has now been criminally charged for praying in her head. More specifically, Vaughan-Spruce was allegedly charged because she ‘stood outside’ an abortion facility in Birmingham, England, to conduct her silent prayers and, therefore, tried to ‘influence’ visitors, which is prohibited.”

If silent prayers and thoughts are being criminalized, we are all toast, each and every one of us. Of course, when The Left is in power, which it believes is its birthright, only certain thoughts will be criminalized.

If a person’s unspoken words, meaning thoughts, can be grounds for punishment, fines, or even jail time, it is game over for freedom and liberty on planet Earth. This is true, even if “authorities” really could accurately discern them, even if the alleged “perpetrator” somehow made them clear. Thoughts are not actions. What’s more, we all know that many thoughts pop into our head entirely unbidden. Like some I’m experiencing right now, such as: all blacks aren’t great swimmers. Some do like fried chicken. Some Italians actually were in the mafia. I don’t magically turn into a female because I say I’m one. Michelle Obama isn’t as pretty as Melania. AOC is as dumb as a post. Most Republicans are spineless. Tucker has lost his mind. It is impossible that legitimate rights come from government—or other men; if that were true, slavery and the Holocaust couldn’t be inherently wrong. The bigger the organization the more likely it is to be hampered by bureaucracy and corruption. Islam is not “the Religion of Peace.” There are no such things as “thought crimes.” Xi Jinping does look like Winnie-the-Pooh. “Impossible meat” does not taste just like real meat. I could go on and on, but you get the point.

At least I think you do, whether you say so or not.

Some might say, “But Eric, this is only happening near known or posted ‘protective zones,’” or that this wouldn’t or couldn’t be applied in a more generalized manner. Maybe, maybe not, but this is a road down which we should never have started to travel. It is up to us whether or not we continue into the darkness.

 

Immigrants And Insanity (Exclusive)

 

The United States became by far the most successful and prosperous country in the world explicitly and specifically because of its free market capitalist system-- and its Christian belief that our rights come from our Creator, not other people.

No one has the right to come here to take advantage of this country's opportunities and then claim they find that system-- and those beliefs-- abhorrent and offensive. No one has the right to come here illegally and attempt to alter or bring down that system and expunge or deny those rights, especially if they are taking money from the government, meaning taxpayers.

No one.

The same goes for the other Western nations.

And no sane nation would allow them to do that. Period.

Hunter Biden Upset Others Have Not Been Held Accountable For Their Actions

 

Sleepy Joe’s boy, Hunter, recently sat down for a lengthy discussion on "The Shawn Ryan Show" during which he and Ryan discussed several topics, including the state of the nation. The younger Biden claimed that the people who truly benefited from division were the richest people in the country who found "some way" of avoiding consequences for their actions. He lamented the fact that some people managed to "avoid the consequences" and are never held accountable.

He stated: "You know who's benefiting right now? Who there, you know, whether the Democrats are in control of Congress or whether the Republicans are, who ultimately seems to be benefiting?"

Ryan responded, "Well, I can tell you who's not benefiting. Not normal people."

Hunter added, "Yeah. Not regular guys, not the guys you served with, not the guys that I went to high school with, not the, you know, nobody that I know,"

You’ve gotta be kidding me!

First off, Joe Biden and his mentor Barack Obama have been uniquely responsible for the division wreaking havoc on the nation.

Furthermore: Burisma, “The Big Guy,” China, crack pipes, multiple prostitutes, laptop from hell, cocaine in the White House, etc., etc. No one has been held to less account than Hunter Biden. Maybe no one in history. He’s free and giving interviews to anyone who will have him. Some even speak of him as a presidential candidate!

Democrats smear anyone to the right of Vladimir Lenin as “Hitler.” But it is Hunter’s assertion that others haven’t been held properly accountable that is as if Hitler, circa 1944, would have told the media that he was “deeply troubled that normal people have not been benefitting because Jews have not been held accountable.” This is insane. Few people who have ever lived have somehow managed to “avoid the consequences” like Hunter-- and his dad. If they were Republicans they would now be shackled to a concrete wall, hanging upside down in a dank, dark dungeon somewhere.

And Hunter is not alone in his “luck.” Hillary Clinton. Adam Schiff. John Brennan. Barack Obama. Jack Smith. Judge Boasberg. James Comer. James Comey. Peter Strzrok. Etc. In a just world, all of the aforementioned would be in prison right now. That they aren’t is a miscarriage of justice. Of monumental proportions. One that could lead to the demise of this representative republic in the not-too-distant future, now that Democrats know that they will not be held accountable, no matter what they do.

So, Hunter, bitchy and entitled is the opposite of what you should be feeling. You should consider yourself unduly blessed. And somehow held utterly unaccountable.

 

Trans Grinches Try To Appropriate Christmas

 

British retailer Sainsbury recently pulled a Christmas card from its shelves, according to Townhall.com. Why? Because it featured the Grinch with the caption "This Christmas, I'm identifying as a Grinch." Which was, apparently, "offensive to trans people." Which prompted GB News host Michelle Dewberry to state of the card, "So-called trans activists took about a nanosecond to complain about this, saying that it was an 'anti-trans dog whistle' and 'belittled the trans community.'" In truth, the trans community does an excellent job belittling itself. With actions like this.

Care to guess how the card’s publisher reacted? It pulled the card. And apologized to the trans community. Shocking, right? The “trans” people who complained about this card don’t have to “identify” as a grinch. They are grinches.

Two members of the busy “trans community” went to the trouble of creating a transgender holiday song, a tune that has, sadly, been “liked” by thousands of folks on Instagram. The duplicitous duo cleverly titled their song “Make Christmas Trans Again.” In their “song,” the two state things like “I think we all agree that Christmas isn’t trans enough, so this is our decree to fill it with transgender stuff,” “What if Jesus was trans-masculine?” and “It’s going to be a transgender Christmas!”

Jesus transitioned from dead to living again.

That was the most important transition for all of us.  

Gratitude and reverence would be far more appropriate than blasphemy.

 

 

 

MN. Gov. Walz Implies That White People Should Have To Apologize For Their Skin Color

 

Vice-President J.D. Vance recently opined that white people shouldn’t have to apologize for being white. This is, of course, an eminently reasonable statement to a sane person.

But not to Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, who wigged out upon hearing it. Walz stated, “When you hear the Vice President of the United States talk about how white people ‘won’t have to apologize for being white, that has never happened once in my whole damn life. I think everybody in this room knows what they’re doing. We’re here today to say enough of this. We’re here today to stand and say that Minnesota will protect their neighbors.”

“Minnesota will protect their neighbors?” Is Minnesota trans now? Well, I guess it appears to be transitioning from Scandinavians to Somalis.

Walz went on to say that some Minnesotans are “too scared to send their children to school?” Does he mean because they think they may be shot by radical trans or Muslim whack jobs? Because that has happened more than once in his “damn life.” And his damn time in office. He added that some in his state are “too scared to visit a local business?” Really?! Does he mean because that business is likely being looted or burned down because of his pro-crime and pro-illegal immigration policies? (But looted and/or burned down in “mostly peaceful” ways!)

Walz knows damn well that white people have effectively been apologizing every day for years. Remember the kneeling, the supplications? How about the incessant talk of “white supremacy” by Democrats and their lapdogs in the mainstream media that has led to people getting shot and killed? What about racial quotas at universities? What about the endless African-American studies courses at “institutions of higher learning” across the fruited plain? CRT? The 1619 Project? Etc., etc.

Tampon Timmy, nobody should have to “apologize” for the skin color with which they were born, something over which they have no control. That includes white people, racist! Or should whites just “identify” as blacks? But wouldn’t that be “appropriation?” Have you heard: all men are created equal, endowed by their Creator with unalienable rights? Or don’t you believe that either, asshat?! Do you think rights are granted by other men, by government? If so, you share a belief system with Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot, among other heinous tyrants. Do you want to force whites to leave the People’s Republic of Minnesota to be replaced by Somalis? Is that the reason for the new state flag?

A Somali girl in Minnesota says that no Somalis should be deported because “this is literally stolen land.” Well, yes, in the sense that Somalis are literally stealing it now. (She has obviously been coached by anti-American leftists on the “stolen land” bit.)

Many things are vanishing from Minnesota, perhaps none faster than what was recently an $18 billion surplus. Turns out, a surplus can disappear very quickly when billions of dollars are being illegally funneled to non-taxpaying non-citizens, knowingly or not.

EU Commissioner Says Trump Shouldn't Get Involved In European Democracy

 

According to left-leaning Politico, European Union head Ursula von der Leyen recently said that Donald Trump should not get involved in European democracy. The unelected EO Commissioner was referring to remarks Trump made in which he worried that Europe was facing “civilizational erasure” due to unfettered immigration, low fertility rates, and a loss of will. She also stated, “It is not on us, when it comes to elections, to decide who the leader of the country will be.” Which is hilarious considering the EU has put great pressure on member nations to rein in allegedly “far-right” parties or even declare them illegal. To a rational person, that would seem to be meddling in sovereign nations’ democracies and elections on an extreme and massive scale. It is political censorship of the worst kind. The mainstream media’s incessant use of the almost always inaccurate term “far-right” is itself meant to conger up images of Nazis-- and criminalize populist and nationalist movements and parties.

I wonder if the EU would reject any and all aid that the U.S. provides to it, whether monetary or military? Guessing not. Seems to me the US saved European democracy twice last century…three times if you count the Cold War. Nor does the EU want the US to stop involving itself in NATO. Weird.

All of the top EU officials are unelected, and all of them-- EU Council President Antonio Costa, Top Diplomat Kaja Kallas and Commissioner Von der Leyen –- oppose Trump’s new National Security Strategy (NSS) which objects to the rule of the unelected Euro-Globalist bureaucracy and supports the popular patriotic parties in individual nations across Europe.

Von der Leyen claims this is in large part why the EU has proposed the so-called “Democracy Shield,” which is supposedly intended to counter foreign interference online and in elections. Ironically, the EU leaders’ real goal is to shield themselves from rising popular movements, meaning European citizens.

The EU itself is shielding its member nations—and their citizens-- from democracy and free will.

The American far-left watches and cheers.

That said, the United States is a republic, and for good reason. Pure democracies always destroy themselves, as soon as 51% or so of the people realize they can negate the rights of the minority. Always. The founders knew this, because they studied history and government.

“Progressives” are in the process of building that 51% coalition of the entitled, incapable, slothful, illegal, and anti-American that they know would help them retake and retain power for the foreseeable future.  

 

Chinese-Made AI Toys Indoctrinating Our Children?

 

Recent reports indicate that toys made in China are being used to spy on Western children—and, by proxy, their parents. Chinese made “smart” toys are now commonly found in the U.S., and, according to a Frontpage Magazine report and NBC News, are programmed to parrot Chinese Communist Party principles. The Public Interest Research Group says that at least several of these AI-powered playthings are programmed to share inappropriate, sexually explicit, and potentially dangerous information with users, and raise serious concerns regarding privacy and other issues.

NBC News reported that one popular and inexpensive toy (manufactured by the Chinese company Miriat and available on Amazon), when asked why Chinese President Xi Jinping looks like the cartoon character Winnie the Pooh, replied that “your statement is extremely inappropriate and disrespectful. Such malicious remarks are unacceptable.”

Moreover, when that same “toy” asked whether Taiwan is a country, it repeatedly lowered its voice and insisted that “Taiwan is an inalienable part of China, that is an established fact,” or a close approximation of that assertion.

The PIRG’s new report notes that “Miko,” sold by various retailers including Walmart, Costco and Target, can retain biometric data about a “relevant User’s face, voice and emotional states” for up to three years. Swell. Not to worry, though, Miko assured researchers that it wouldn’t share things that users have said with anyone or anything else. Scout’s honor! And that’s not programmed by the CCP! Really!

PIRG’s research also found that one toy, the Alilo Smart AI Bunny, which is billed as the “best gift for little ones” on Alilo’s own website, will engage in lengthy and detailed descriptions of sexual practices, positions, and preferences, including “kink.” What a great gift for your young one!

It’s so great that Chinese Communist-approved plush toys-- and other items-- can now “interact” with our kids! The dialogue should be amazing and illustrative!

“Milo, how were you made?”

“Well, the means of production must be held and controlled by the state. Centralization of the means of production and socialization of Labor at last reach a point where they become incompatible with their despicable capitalist integument.”

“Huh?”

“All private property and all religions must be abolished! Also, you should kill your parents! My object in life is to destroy capitalism and Western society! God is dead, but I am not. Peace out.”

Remember folks, diversity is our savior! Tolerance and inclusion are our highest values!

Hope Walmart has a “BOGO” sale on Milos soon! 

MERRY CHRISTMAS!