Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz Demanding Reparations. Seriously.

 

Has there ever been a bigger slimeball blowhard than Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz?

Granted, it is extremely difficult to pick a G.O.A.T. slimeball blowhard from amongst today’s unprecedentedly bizarre and repulsive collection of Democrats, but, even so, Walz stands out as a peerless and superlatively incompetent and corrupt loser.

The man, who is even now in the process of utterly destroying a once great state, carefully shepherded countless Somali fraudsters and their, um, “businesses,” into being and obscene profitability. He, and his remarkably corrupt Attorney General, continue to deny any wrongdoing, even though AG Ellison is on tape virtually admitting to colluding with the corrupt Somalis to secure their votes for Democrats. From the Feeding Our Future fraud fiasco to a staggering array of fake and fraudulent daycare and “learing centers,” NMET companies, to bogus trucking, hospice, and autism entities, Walz has overseen billions and billions of dollars of fraud. The whole damn state government appears to be a sham whose sole goal is to enrich themselves while courting an ever-growing voting bloc.

One might logically think that anyone, particularly a governor, involved in --or accused of --such massive corruption would be contrite and co-operative.

Nope.

Walz is demanding reparations for his state…and, according to his recent statements, possibly for himself personally as well, due to his rancor towards ICE and its attempt to cleanse Minneapolis of illegal aliens, pedophiles, rapists, murderers, and assorted other criminals. They hurt his feelings. This, even though the ICE controversy completely took the media’s and officials eyes off the massive fraud story and allowed Walz to start painting himself in a positive light, as, you guessed it, an oppressed person. He should be thanking ICE profusely.

But Walz is an entitled and bitter soul, in keeping with his “Democratic” brethren. This lunatic should have faced justice by now, but the Republican Congress appears to have no desire to fight corruption, even among its political opponents, uphold any standards, or abide by the mantra of equal justice under the rule of law.

So, Walz is enabled to double down and call for reparations. Moreover, he recently gave a speech in which he went out of his way to give “a special thank you,” and a “special acknowledgement” to the burgeoning numbers of Somalis in his state. He further pledged that “we will never leave the side of our Somali Minnesotans,” vowing that their “great-grandchildren will still be here when that orange clown is in the dustbin of history.”

The fact that the vast majority of Somalis in Minnesota are on government assistance—and many of the rest are busy defrauding the government and stealing from taxpayers across the fruited plane—does not deter Walz from heaping praise on them. To Walz and his Kleptocrat Democrat Party, that is a feature, not a bug.

But, seriously, reparations?! REPARATIONS?! If there is a God in heaven—and/or a brain and spine in the bodies of the majority of Minnesotans, Walz and company should be made to pay them reparations. So should the modern-day Somali pirates who have been endlessly plundering the private property, namely the money, of US taxpayers everywhere. American citizens deserve reparations for all the ubiquitous fraud. Every kind, everywhere. And we deserve reparations not just to our pocketbooks, but to our trust, dignity, and hope for the future.

This is akin to Hamas asking for reparations from the Jews. Oh, wait, I think they might have actually done that. This is akin to the families of the 9/11 terrorists who flew planes into the World Trade Center buildings asking for reparations from New Yorkers.

Minnesota, California, New York, Illinois…Canada, etc. Is everything fake? Is it all fraud? There should be a tax freeze until at least some of this rampant fraud is dealt with, until at least a few of the guilty are perp-walked and put away. This is beyond taxation without representation. This is deception and theft. Perhaps Walz, Ellison, Newsom, and the rest of their ilk should be tarred, feathered, and tossed into Boston Harbor. Maybe that would wake people up.

Probably not.