Wednesday, December 18, 2024

My Christmas Gift Wish List

 

My Christmas Gift Wish List (just in case any of you were wondering):

 

*All Jan. 6 prisoners released and pardoned

*A cure to be found for TDS

*RINOs to become extinct

*Every celebrity who said they were going to flee the country if Trump won actually does leave

*Our borders to be made as secure as Biden’s dentures (Polygrip?)

*Drill, baby, drill!

*MSNBC and “The Viewerless” “The View” to be sold to Elon Musk and Joe Rogan for a Tesla Model 3 and a 50% off coupon to Cannabis World, respectively.

*Tucker Carlson and Joe Rogan to interview each other simultaneously

*A 1970s or 1980s era Gottlieb or Bally pinball machine (sorry, I had to have one purely selfish wish on my list)

*The Iranian people, most of whom are decent and sane, find a way to get rid of their indecent and insane current government and replace it with a functioning democracy/republic

*DOGE finds a way to eliminate—or at least dramatically reduce the size of— both NEAs, the DHS, and several other agencies

*Trump is able to take office without violence, riot, or bloodshed—especially his

*Peace breaks out around the world

*DOGE finds a way to reduce the size of Jerry Nadler

*The Trump administration withholds all federal funding from colleges and universities that preach hatred of Jews and/or disdain for the United States

*The Trump administration cuts off all funding to the U.N.

A guy can hope, right?

(If any of you, my beloved readers, should prove keen to grant/gift me wish #8, please let me know. Thank you!)

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